defeat the person above you

[Frenchfry]

Yeah, but you're the kid that thinks you don't need to swing that sword to use it, so you're screwed.

I hang you upside-down and put one ounce of hydrochloric acid on your foot, allowing it to slowly burn through your body into your lungs and eventually brain.

[Desbear]

chaos control to the master emerald unfortunately knux is there so i chaos control him to you guys i then use the master emerald to not only heal but to go super then i return to the prime zone and i uuse half of my power to charge the eclipse cannon and fire it at you guys while  using   a special type of chaos energy that makes it were not only can you not move it makes all magic (and chaos)powers un youseble

[PkMn Trainer Black]

Mr. Chow destroys the eclips cannon

[Mr Pokemon]

I put you in a room... with a MOOSE!

[Frenchfry]

Meowth:
Dude, learn to freaking type. That was ONE, stupidly long, incoherent sentence.
There are plenty of second language english speakers here that can top that. Please do better in the future.


Mr Pokemon, I throw a rock at you.

[Mr Pokemon]

I spray the blood all over your face until you choke to death.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

I get your absol to chop your head off

[Frenchfry]

You call that a defeat? Amateur...

I insert a cleaver into your right calf, then slowly drag it through your organs up, around, and down into your left calf. I then pull it out and jam it into your left elbow. I pour sand and salt into the wounds and watch your bleed to death while being snapped at by a tiger chained JUUUUUST close enough to gore your formerly uninjured right arm.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

You call that a defeat? Amateur...

Bit serious, aren't we?


Afterwards, you have been haunted by an errie screeching voice, screaming at an alternate 1 minuite intervals, for the past 15 years.
1 year later, you lose the ability to walk
3 years later, you lose the ability to feel
5 years later, you are mute
9 years later, you are blind
17 years later, you are deaf, but you can still hear the voice.
Finally, after 20 years you die from an heart attack and your soul is eaten  by the one who died by the things you did. you lived, but as an exsphere. therefore, I shattered it, making you into nothingness

[Frenchfry]

Unfortunately for you, that was a clone.

I shoot off your limbs, starting with fingers and toes, then hands and feet, then arms and legs, and finally, I detach your torso from your head., making you essentially a stump.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

unfortunately for you, i was already dead.

not only that, The Hive eats you apart, limb from limb

[Frenchfry]

I pulled a Houdini on the hive.

I cut an open wound into your shoulder, letting leeches into it. These leeches will tunnel through your body into your bladder, where they will lay eggs and die. these eggs will hatch, and when you pee them out, the sheer pain will probably be enough to kill you five times over. Imagine pissing out a cylinder one centimeter wide at the short end.

[Desbear]

gardevoir use hypnosis. then use dream eater

[PkMn Trainer Black]

gardevior used ice punch. gardevior froze. gardevior used shadow ball. Critical Hit! its super effective! Gardevior fainted...

[Desbear]

go charizard use flame thrower