defeat the person above you

[Frenchfry]

A wild zubat appears, and goes kamakazie on you. Your laser also grows a mind of its own, and powers up the zubat to have an attack of over 9000.

[Monzta]

I call in Chuck Norris. He does the rest.

[Mr Pokemon]

I stab you. The end.

[Frenchfry]

I stab YOU.

[Monzta]

Chuck Norris blocks the stab and FIRES HIS LAZOR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

[Frenchfry]

Chuck Norris is a seventy eight year old bornagain christian that wants Texas to be it's own country. He didn't block anything.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

I created thunder armor and used volt tackle with flare blitz

[Frenchfry]

I trapped you in a ball of rubber.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

the flare blitz melted the ball of rubber. then i used rollout to get out of it

[Frenchfry]

I stab you repeatedly in the heart with a sharp object, then hit you multiple times in the face with a blunt object.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

i steal kaim's ability and become immortal

then i use holy jugement

[Frenchfry]

I lop your head off and bury it ten feet underground, making you suffer an eternity of nothingness.
Your body, now useless, is burned, mutilated, and sent to jupiter, where the pure density of the planet compacts it into little more than a one-inch-in-diameter ball of flesh and bone.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

i used destiny bond before that happened and took you with me

[Frenchfry]

Well that's a shame, because this didn't happen in pokemon, because pokemon is an E-rated game, and this was exceptionally graphic.

[Monzta]

I created a black hole in the core of Earth, sucking everything and everyone in.