defeat the person above you

[Desbear]

i stop this god modding madness by shooting over 9000!? weapons at you.

[Mr. Fox]

I am an indestructible blob, I eat your attack any my power goes over 18,000!

[Desbear]

I turn into a mod and ban you.

[Mr. Fox]

I eat through your ban and start gunning for every cookie join in the world.

[Tickles]

And I stop you because those are my cookies, my cookies. Don't even think about touching, or I'm going to cut your freaking head off. Don;t say I won't cause I will.

[zorocario]

while cortex is protect his cookies i throw out lucario to do a aura blast in the back of his head and then i take his cookies

[Mr. Fox]

I grow too big and split into two masses. I then start my journey to cookie world.

[Tickles]

Shadow clone jutsu with buster swords, prepare to be cut into a million tiny pieces, and then get incinerated

[Mr. Fox]

All my pieces become mini mes and head towards your home planet.

[Tickles]

I don't have a home planet, I'm a spawn of the void, so, I create a black hole that tears your mini you's apart painfully.

[Mr. Fox]

One of them escapes your black hole, finds a uninhabited world and begins to grow again.

[Tickles]

Void powers activate! not only am I immortal, I'm also very powerful. I find your escapee, and devour him, making me even more powerful. Oh, and my stomach acid corrodes things in half a second.

[Mr. Fox]

I am reborn as a Garchomp with a really bad attitude.

[Tickles]

And I catch you with a master ball and rehabilitate you to obey me, or suffer death. Void powers rule!

[Mr. Fox]

I break the pokeball and eat your hand like Ash's gibble likes to do.