[Game] Song Parodies

[Mr Pokemon]

Here, you can post song parodies related to PU, Pokemon, or really anything. Just post a video of the actual song and the new lyrics. I'd like this to not die out..

Parody of I Am an Alcoholic (NoFX)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyWHDs5cz0

I liked going to school,
I didn't wanna fool around with games,
but all my friends were trying them

I had to get stuff done,
I wasn't fun,
I didn't try PU till I was 21,
And now I'm overcompensating.

I'd like to see what daylight looks like,
I don't want to post, night after night,
I want to wake up, without a laptop,
But I can't cause I'm a forum active PU addict (x4)

At 28, I realised,
PU really wasn't that great,
For meeting girls, [spoiler]and getting laid[/spoiler],
I decided to spend some time,
Going outside,
It's too bad I'm agoraphobic.

And now I know what daylight looks like,
but only when I see it on a picture website,
My friends are telling me I need to stop posting,
But I won't cause I'm a Forum Active PU addict (x3)
Can't, stop, posting stuff


This parody was made entierly for entertainment purposes. It does not, in any way, represent any members of the PU community, or what PU will do to you. So please, do not stop posting on PU because you read this (And probably sang it in your head)

[ChibiVampire]

Haha! I sang along... Surprising how well they fit together... :3

This parody, of course, isn't mine, but Ill post it up. >_>
The original song it "Womanizer" by Britney Spears.
Parody by VenetianPrincess.

Link to the real song
Link to the Parody
It doesn't fit as well as others so... Yeah...

Parody Lyrics:
"I've always had a thing for Star Trek Conventions
I need a man with a comic book collection
Lord of the rings is my favorite type of role-play
Don't want an Aragorn I want a young Gandalf the Grey

I fantasize about the Michael Phelps of Ping Pong
Someone who memorized all of the Pokemon Theme song
He's in the elite as one of the Star Trek fanclub chiefs
But secretly he has a stash of Star Wars boxer briefs

He's a womanizer(x4)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
A womanizer(x4)
Together we'll discus HTML and C++ (Uh huh)

Womanizer(x4)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

He's got me rocking like Stephen Hawking
Check out his hard drive sets me to warp five

He's highly skilled in the art of drawing anime
and he has an extensive selection of action figures on display
he's employee of the month for tech support repair
Hes a World of Warcraft expert at beating Magtheridon's Lair

I dream of him hooking up my ethernet cable
and whispering in my ear about the periodic table
Im picturing a gaming headset in his hair
and sexy safety googles on as he builds a robotic office chair

He's a womanizer(x4)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
A womanizer(x4)

Together we'll discus HTML and C++ (Uh huh)
A womanizer(x4)

Don't need a jock I want a spock

(baby, baby) Womanizer"

Of course... I suppose this is a song for girls, but if you guys are interested go ahead..!
I mean, don't let my work be in vain... :O!

[HyperTyranitar]

something i found online
parody of snow hey oh
title halo all i play oh
Come to decide other games that I tried
Were not enough to waste my time on
I dont really see why youd play C O D
And Fallout 3 felt so contrived
Dont understand why youd play Rock Band
Cause theres just one game that I get high on
Play it all the time, its gaming redefined
Copied it to my hard drive

Halo - this is all I play oh
I got my Halo
This is all I play oh

I always know when my ammo is low
And a fast reloads what I rely on
On a killing spree, no ones as good as me
Through the campaign and I havent died
Come to believe that Im better than Steve
When we play split screen he gets his cry on
No ones beating me, challenge is what I need
Bet I would rule on Xbox Live

Halo - this is all I play oh
One-player Halo
This is all I play oh

The more I talk, the taunts I throw
The more I let my ego growHalo
Woah oh

Conquered single-player so lets go online for Slayer
And well go toe to toe
Ill obliterate you and youll see me desecrate you
When I teabag you slow
Im a Banshee lover so you better run for cover
But theres nowhere to go
Play on Legendary baby Im so good its scary
Man, you dont even know

Who would have known that I would get owned
When I took my game on Xbox Live
Sword made of energy
Whoops, now its killing me
Two glowing blades are stuck inside
Everyone here makes me cower in fear
Maybe I should just go run and hide
What a lousy spawn
Dont know whats going on
My every kill has been denied

Halo, this is all I play oh
I suck at Halo
Listen what I say oh

The more I play the less I know
The more I re-a-lize I blow at Halo
Woah oh

Getting killed in Slayer and it looks like single-player
set the bar way too low
Now my fate is sealed, Ive run out of Bubble Shield
And theres nowhere to go
Losing on Valhalla to guy dual-wielding Maulers
Cause I move way too slow
Run through with their blades, getting stuck with the grenades
that explode with a glow

I said hey, hey yeah, oh yeah
Wheres my friends now
Hey, hey yeah, oh yeah
Cant this end now

Running from a Banshee up above they always see me
cause Im slow down below
Flounder on Foundation then I die on Desolation
Where theres no Carney Hole
Killed by a grenade from a kid in the third grade
Well, he sounds ten years old
Reputations shattered but it doesnt really matter
From now on, I play alone

I said hey, oh yeah, oh yeah
Im so dead now
Hey, yeah yeah, oh yeah

[Raikt]

I have an entire collection of parodies on hand. For quite a few songs. Most of them are WoW based, mind you, but they are catchy nonetheless. I could do a link dump. (Yes, dump. There are that many.) But, I couldn't post all the lyrics. That would take many, many posts to do.