waiter theres a ___ in my soup!

[Frenchfry]

Turn it in for your choice of free Baked Jew, Greek, Polish, Gypsy, or Catholic.

Waiter, Kanye West is douching up the MTV MVAs from in my soup.

[LeoReborn]

Do what Chris Brown did to Rihanna. He'll Leave.

Waiter, There's a Coffee-drinking-Godot in my Soup.

[Frenchfry]

Get him out before his eyes start bleeding and he ruins the soup.

Waiter, your mom is in my soup.

[LeoReborn]

Mother, get out of his soup.


Theres Beef in my soup.

[shadoheartless]

eat it


Waiter theres A Giratina in my soup

[Mr Pokemon]

Throw a Pokeball at it, then rage quit. Don't forget to pay the bill before leaving.

Waiter, there's a $100 bill in my soup.

[zrper]

and now its my tip .

waiter, theres a book in my soup.

[Mr Pokemon]

Of course there is, you ordered the Book drop soup. What? You said Egg drop?
*Takes out book, and drops a whole egg in the bowl*
There, enjoy

Waiter, there's an egg in my soup.

[zrper]

*egg hatches* awl, look. Its a torchic!

waiter. you dropped your baby torchic in my soup.

[Mr Pokemon]

Well give it back! Then pick the feathers out of your soup.

Waiter, Spirit is in my soup

[Frenchfry]

Lure him out with a bottle of Hot Sex brand booze.

Waiter, Declan is in my soup.

[Mr Pokemon]

Lure him out with... spirit?

Waiter, Frenchfry's clone is in my soup

[Frenchfry]

Give him hundreds of thousands of dollars, and then buy him a house. He should leave.
Waiter, Jerry's in my soup.

[zrper]

then wave back at his avatar.

waiter, an octillery is in mah soup.

[Frenchfry]

Oh, that's your calamari. We didn't have an extra plate, so we're trying something new.

Waiter, there's a fat kid in my soup.