I'm going to be honest with you:
when I saw the topic, I was like, "He's trolling."
Then I saw the rest of the post, and I was like, "He's DEFINITELY trolling."
But that isn't enough for a full post, so I need to speak my mind anyway.
Why in the name of every god that doesn't exist would you need the power of 10+ omnipotent gods/goddesses/demigods just to take down a couple of blithering idiots?