*Rises from ground*
Oh, look. Another new member who happens to be a lady.
I'll use my eyepatch as a ballgag if you're still here after a month. Srsly.
Frenchy, don't scare off the female users.
And welcome to PU, Laura. Many people come here for the game but stay for the forums. (Because they are filled with awesome people and awesomesauce links. [Shameless self promotion.]) I'm sure you'll find it just as fun as most of the other users once you get used to the humor.