If pokemon crossed over into our world

[velejo]

Bestiality? seriously? ...  WTF 

I'd understand if it were a gardevoir.  List Some foolish mortals/

[eddiedelta8]

Like it or no, a violent dragon with apocalyptic powers would never be allowed to live in this world.

if you wouldve said apocalyptic powers  instead of the power to melt mountains i wouldnt want a charizard anymore  
but you mention it now so ya now i wouldnt want a charizard 

if all the friendly non dangerous Pokemon were real everything would be in peace and technology would definitely increase you wouldn't have to walk anywhere because abra would be able to tele port you and you can fly anywhere you want with a pigeot if you dont have a abra and blastoise well....it depends it can be friendly or not it could become the new fire department torterras would take care of the vegetable food supply and deerling and the evolved form of it could be kept as either domesticated pets or hunting game the same thing with stantler. and magikarp would be the fish we eat including the other fish pokemon and the deer like Pokemon would be the meat we eat so would miltanks and sproinks.
 and snubbull can be a pet and granbull can be a guard dog/pet along with the legendary's....well i think the government would know not to mess with them and yes gardevoir and i think gallade to will be almost human sized body guards
as for milk it will also come from miltanks as the name implies
porygons will be used to hack computers (only government will have for certain reasons)
and that is about it and man this is one long post...

[Frenchfry]

And what, out of curiosity, would be done about all the men and women being put out of a job because of all that?

[eddiedelta8]

well the pokemon would be owned by the men and women so they would have to train the pokemon to do a certain job which can be hard depending on what pokemon you are using and what type of pokemon it is (fire,grass,water)and for the people who dont need pokemon for jobs would do whatever oh and bankers would be alakazam and alakazam can also be a scientist

[PkMn Trainer Black]

execution... JK

Well, the workless women who are dramatically deparate for money could... never mind.

[TrainerX]

Ebony, you furry. :O

Pokemon only work in the pokemon universe because it is, in fact, a fictional world in which everyone is nice and people can survive being lit on fire or launched into the stratosphere. In real life, many pokemon would be hunted to extinction to keep them from killing the christ out of entire cities. That includes violent and superpowered pokemon as well as ones whose mere existence causes hazards.

For instance, Wailord's favorite pokemon: Wailord. That thing might not be violent, but it sure is big. like, massive. Its probably bigger than some islands. Do you have any idea how many ships full of people we would lose a year from those buggers coming up to the surface from underneath tankers? Garydos would probably tear its fair share of people to pieces. And unlike sharks, Garydos will attack things for no reason, including humans.
Charizard's another one. Anything that has the potential to "Melt mountains" could also massacre entire major cities.
Machoke, Diglett, Ekans? They'd probably be safe. Not considerably dangerous compared to other, real animals.
Gardevior would become bodyguards, what with their "protect until death" attitude.

Alakazam... Alakazam wouldn't even be considered an animal. They're supposed to have an IQ of 300. That's three times as much as the human average. There would be entire, highly advanced cities of Alakazam. They would invent a cheap, abundant, reusable and renewable alternative to gasoline. They would invent a new, better form of government. Some of them might even take over the reigns of human leadership.

I actually wouldn't mind having Alakazam as presidents and prime ministers and all of that stuff.

[Monzta]

They're supposed to have an IQ of 300. That's three times as much as the human average.

I think you mean OVER 5000.


Diamond Pokedex Entry:
Its superb memory lets it recall everything it has experienced from birth. Its IQ exceeds 5,000.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

Nothing should be that smart. but Dr. eggman exceeds 300. Now what about Gengar?

[Frenchfry]

They're supposed to have an IQ of 300. That's three times as much as the human average.

I think you mean OVER 5000.


Diamond Pokedex Entry:
Its superb memory lets it recall everything it has experienced from birth. Its IQ exceeds 5,000.

Aw nuts. We're worms to them.
So, pokemon's existence would turn US into the animals and Alakazam into the civilized ones.

[genbor]

Good thing I'm from Europe then.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

they can teleport to you and take Europe over, you know.

[Frenchfry]

Besides, I mean "US" as in "us", with emphasis. Not United States.

Miscommunicationlol

[Yume Tsuki]

Alakazams can remember everything and has the brain of a super computer.
But learning it a fifth move has been impossible so far... -u-

[Bing]

If pokemon became real, I'd never pay for gas again.  I'd just ride my Charizard everywhere.  But, lets be real here.  Pokemon becoming real would make for the strangest arms race in history. I can see it now.  WW3 would be caused by nations fighting to control legendary pokemon.  Overall i'm not sure if pokemon becoming real would be a good thing or not but, I would get a chance to have my own Charizard.

[genbor]

Well Alakazam might be smart, but he knows nothing about etiquette. You shouldn't use two spoons while eating...

Besides, I mean "US" as in "us", with emphasis. Not United States.

Miscommunicationlol

Haha yeah, I meant it as a joke anyways, but I did think you wrote United States. 8D