[GAME] You're Banned!

[Frenchfry]

Banned because Bikke the Pirate's ship ran over Mr_Darks' computer and banned you in the process.

[Darkstar64]

You're banned for not making sense!

And let me guess. I'm banned for assuming he needed to make sense.

[Frenchfry]

No, you're banned for either
A) Not knowing who bikke the pirate is
or
B) Not thinking that in the process of getting run over, a computer might glitch up and start doing things on its own, like banning people on a website to which its owner is an admin/owner of.

[Darkstar64]

You're banned for assuming I should know who Bikke the Pirate is!

[Frenchfry]

Banned for not playing the first Final Fantasy.

[Mr Pokemon]

Banned because you don't have to power to ban people. (But neither do I..)

[Frenchfry]

Banned for turning yourself into a giant walking oxymoron.

[DarK_SouL]

Banned for using giant words that are not so giant that no one understands but so giant that everyone thinks you are rubbing it in our faces that you know big words that we also know.

[Frenchfry]

Banned for not knowing what oxymoron means.
Oxymoron (n):A statement or pairing of words that seemingly contradicts itself (i.e. Jumbo shrimp, friendly fire, peacekeeping missiles).

[DarK_SouL]

I did know. That was the point. Banned for not killing me when you had the chance.

[Frenchfry]

Banned for wanting me to kill you, or thinking that I had a reason to kill you.

[Darkstar64]

Banned for having the Red Mage as your icon.

[Frenchfry]

Banned for not lieking the Red Mage.
Awesome hat + Awesome cape + Awesome facemask + A working color scheme + All magic + Swordsmanship = Mudkips reincarnated.

[Darkstar64]

You're banned for assuming I don't like the Red Mage.

[Frenchfry]

Banned for thinking it's possible to go through life without assuming. Right now I'm assuming my computer isn't going to close on me and bite my hands off.