Moments of Stupidity

[Ez]

I just remembered this time when i tripped and grabbed on to this girls legs and my face smacked her in the vag area and then i fell to the floor. This was 5th grade and everyone including teachers saw it. Yup very awkward.

[Tickles]

Yesterday, September 30th to be exact. In my MAT 134 class, we were having some fun with jeopardy, still surprises me that a university still uses those types of review games. Well, I wanted to sit it out, and let the ladies have a win cause the rest of the guys are kind of idiots, but my brain didn't want to and I ended up answering all the questions, including both double jeapardies, and the final one correctly. 44,000 points to 2,000. Reason why it was stupid, all the girls hate me now. Why do I have such bad luck with women?

[John Flame]

Omg,my turtle beat me at chess O _ o....

Now ive seen it all...ohh wait...

@Cortex

Instead of we men sucking with them xD
Let them suck with us lol,cuz they do it alot worse

[Bing]

Yesterday, September 30th to be exact. In my MAT 134 class, we were having some fun with jeopardy, still surprises me that a university still uses those types of review games. Well, I wanted to sit it out, and let the ladies have a win cause the rest of the guys are kind of idiots, but my brain didn't want to and I ended up answering all the questions, including both double jeapardies, and the final one correctly. 44,000 points to 2,000. Reason why it was stupid, all the girls hate me now. Why do I have such bad luck with women?

Don't worry man, I've got terrible luck with women.  Except when I get lucky and they hear me playing my Acoustic guitar, then they love me.

Also don't worry the world is filled with stupid ass people.  Don't feel bad about being one of the smarter ones.  Trust me it's hard, I took Calc2 and man I was actually getting annoyed at the people that just didn't get it.  It slowed the whole class up and the professor kept giving us extra work because we needed more practice...

Sometimes life ins't fair, but what is?  So chansey it.

[Tickles]

Yesterday, September 30th to be exact. In my MAT 134 class, we were having some fun with jeopardy, still surprises me that a university still uses those types of review games. Well, I wanted to sit it out, and let the ladies have a win cause the rest of the guys are kind of idiots, but my brain didn't want to and I ended up answering all the questions, including both double jeapardies, and the final one correctly. 44,000 points to 2,000. Reason why it was stupid, all the girls hate me now. Why do I have such bad luck with women?

Don't worry man, I've got terrible luck with women.  Except when I get lucky and they hear me playing my Acoustic guitar, then they love me.

Also don't worry the world is filled with stupid ass people.  Don't feel bad about being one of the smarter ones.  Trust me it's hard, I took Calc2 and man I was actually getting annoyed at the people that just didn't get it.  It slowed the whole class up and the professor kept giving us extra work because we needed more practice...

Sometimes life ins't fair, but what is?  So chansey it.

I do play the saxophone, but lets not get into that, this thread is about stupidity. Like when someone asked me a favor, and I said "Si," and they said, "See what?"

Palm to forehead.

[PkmonGrind93]

lol I was watching a football(American Football) game with my dad, lil bro, and mom, and the clock's running down, my team is losing and we have a single time out left. So I yell "Somebody call a touch down!" As soon as I said it my lil bro jumps up with his hands in the air and yells "TOUCHDOWN!" and we dissolved into laughter. Meant to say time out for those of you who don't know why that's funny.

[Tickles]

During a soccer game, I had the ball, and was in the zone (Had full control of the ball, and no one could get it from me). However, I was so far in the zone that when I kicked the ball, I didn't realize that I turned around during my entire moment of awesomeness, and scored on my own goal. Lost that game because of that.

[Mr. Fox]

The other team was like: "Wtf is this guy doing? Nah, let him go, he is going to give us a free point."

And you team is like: "Dude! Wrong way! That is out goal! Stupid..."

[Tickles]

The other team was like: "Wtf is this guy doing? Nah, let him go, he is going to give us a free point."

And you team is like: "Dude! Wrong way! That is out goal! Stupid..."

Actually it was like
Other Team: "How is he doing this, get the freaking ball!"

My team: "It's all you man, DO IT!"

Me: Way too in the zone, somehow got turned around. Kick. "GOA......."

My Team: "What just happened?"

Other Team: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

Me: 

[Monzta]

Calling my girlfriend by her internet username.

[Sequoia]

There was one time when we were going out to eat at a Chile's restaurant that was located in a small mall. The restaurant has a glass door leading into the rest of the mall, and it didn't have its own restroom, so you had to go out of the restaurant to the nearest restrooms (which were only about ten, fifteen feet away, so it wasn't too bad).

Anyways, while I was walking back from the restroom, I saw a family that was waiting in the seating area outside of the restaurant for their turn to be taken to a table, and one of the kids was playing a gameboy. I started trying to peek over his shoulder to see what he was playing--while still moving.

I ended up walking right into the glass door. In full view of a large group of people that were about to be taken to their seats.