[GAME] Life's Difficult Questions

[Darkstar64]

This is a topic based off of a couple of previous ones. Ask the most ridiculous questions found on the internet, and the next person to post has to try to answer it. They then get to ask a question of their own, and the game continues like that.

Example:

If time is an illusion, what is an illusion?

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Magic.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Like that.
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RULES
Only one so far:

Keep questions and answers regarding religions/sensitive topics to a minimum.

(More rules will be instituted as necessary.)
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You can ask any question you want, but try to keep it PG-13 and make sure it follows the rules.


I'll start the game.


If a cat, that always lands feet side down, and a slice of buttered toast, that always lands butter-side down, are taped together to where the cat has it's legs facing down and the toast is faced butter side up, and you drop them both, will they spin indefinitely?

[Mr. Fox]

No, they will spin until someone wants the toast.

What is the meaning of life?

[Darkstar64]

To eat pie.

 If Fire beats Grass, Grass beats Water, and Water beats Fire, what beats Politics?

[St. Jimmy]

Politics.

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[Desbear]

Yes.

Does bear poop in the woods?

[Darkstar64]

Nope, only in your campsite.

If you're supposed to fight fire with fire, are firemen doing it wrong?

[Mr Pokemon]

No. Water is another effective way to fight fire.

Does everybody experience time the same way, or do some experience it faster than others?

[Monzta]

They experience it a minute millionth of a second faster if they live near a large construction (eg. the pyramids). Remember everything has it's own gravity and thus time passes by that small amount faster (can't be bothered explaining in detail)

How much bears can Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

[Desbear]

None, the bears would make it so there isn't anyone to grill them.

Why are we here?

[Ez]

Apparently we evolved from a lesser being 


If tomato is considered a fruit then is ketchup a smoothie?

[Mr. Fox]

Yup!

Can we truly touch anything?

[Ez]

i punched me self just now and it hurt so yes


This is for the non believers: if science is the answer to all who created science?

[Darkstar64]

Science.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck's name was Chuck?

[Mr. Fox]

Every tree in the world.

Is Chuck Norris creator of the world?

[PkMn Trainer Black]

No. He's the destroyer of half of his universe.

Why does Gannon copy C.Falcon in brawl?