[GAME] Life's Difficult Questions

[Bing]

Little did harry know that his entire life was spent inside an insane asylum.

Are strange women lying in ponds distributing swords a good basis for a system of government?

[Tickles]

Hell yes, how else will I prove my authority.

What is the fastest way between two points?

[Reafer]

Having your siblings go there and back while you lay in bed

Is love really the better than war?

[lubbies]

No but at least you dont die unless your parents hate each other

Where is the furthest place in the world from you

[Reafer]

Your imagination, you can be everyone but yourself in there

Why is the ocean never pink on the weekends?

[lubbies]

Because it never is

is everyone else alive or is it just you filled in a world of NPCs?

[Reafer]

We are real but if you think were npc's start a riot
Why does the sky cry when it feels sad?

[NexosYourGayBestFriend96]

Because the plants make it cry.

What do you get when you take away gravity?

[Reafer]

You get high without drugs

Why are fat people called fat and not snolaxes?

[Mr Pokemon]

Because people were called fat before there were Snorlaxes, and by then fat had become the social standard.

What is beauty?

[TheSolx]

Beauty is a fly. (Poké-pun)

What is love?

[Mr Pokemon]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

What makes good music?

[Tickles]

A little rhythm, a lot of soul, and about 10 years of practice.

How do you know if you're dead?

[TrainerX]

When you're not in a world full of sh*t and you don't have to constantly deal with assholes, you'll know you're dead. Or maybe everything is just black.

If the past, present, and future all happen at the same time, then can the different time periods affect what happens in another time period?

[PkMn Trainer Black]

Yes. even a single atom can choiose your destiny.

If women are heartless, then what are men?