[GAME] A series of unfortunate events

[Shadow of Darkness]

Oh oh ok I'll see...uhmm, but other things need to happen to keep the story line going?...Wow can't think of anything without her getting killed lol.

[Desbear]

Then the ceiling falls and crushes everyone, but do to the super powers she lives but is now in very very large amounts of pain....

[zorocario]

she go into a store and brought like thousand of pain killers and take and now she got a headache. then....

[Desbear]

Now wait a second, she has to get out from under the ceiling that fell on her.

[Shadow of Darkness]

With her super powers she busts through the collapsed ceiling only to have a flying icecream truck land on her....

[PkMn Trainer Black]

Which sends her back down to the sewers. Afterwards...

[Shadow of Darkness]

A giant river/sewer gator starts attacking her so she.....

[Desbear]

..Gets her leg bit off, it grows back(Very painfully) and this continually happens until...

[Darkstar64]

(Lol, Piccolo.)

...a large chunk of concrete lands on her and the sewer gator, killing the gator and breaking three of her ribs, which also very painfully grow back. She then...

[Shadow of Darkness]

Finds a oddly placed portal two feet away that she jumps in only to have it teleport her over an active volcano....

[Tickles]

Where a giant griffon grabs her and takes her back to the nest to feed when...


(remember, no killing the main character, and each event has to be unfortunate. Also, try not to repeat events to much, or the story will be in an infinite loop.)

[Mr Pokemon]

the griffin babies peck her eyes out...

[Shadow of Darkness]

.....are you talking to me....lol

Which instantly grows back, she then tames the griffin with her motherly kindness, but while escaping on it's back a swarm of killer bees spots her....

[PkMn Trainer Black]

And the griffens defend her, but after an aisian wasp stung her...

[Desbear]

...Then a GIANT GIANT THING comes and kills the griffins and attacks her...