[GAME] Corrupt a Wish!

[obi]

You fuse with the person, but one of you was upside down when it happened, so you both spend the rest of your existences as freaks of nature in horrible pain.

I wish it wasn't so friggin' hot in here. 

[Wrathes]

Your wish is granted however... exactly 10 days of blizzard with winds of 60 miles per hour is blown.

I wish I had supernatural powers...

[kiel223]

You get your supernatural power... But you can't control it! Being able to turn oxygen into acid isn't such a cool power in THOSE circumstances is it?

I wish that I was the Internets...

[Darkstar64]

You become the internets, but you crash, making you die.

I wish I wasn't born with exceptionally flat patellas. D=

[Sora]

You're born with normall patellas, but in a way out of the hospilal, you get hit by car and you become disabled person for the rest of you're life, so you're normal patellas can't serve you well at all...

I wish I could buy loads of mangas in our country... (it's so hard to get some)

[Darkstar64]

You find a place to buy mangas, but someone who HATES mangas a LOT comes and burns down the store.

[Sora]

Make a wish!!!

[Darkstar64]

I wish the Eevee in your description would make up it'z mind!

[Wrathes]

Wish granted.... but you're not able to make another wish after your Eevee is finished evolving.

I wish Pokemon World was real...

[Darkstar64]

Pokemon become real and start flooding out of your TV. You get trampled to death AND you can't watch TV with all of those pokemanz coming out!

[Wrathes]

Your wish has been stolen from me and I get to double wish.

I wish... I can double post.

I wish I just can repeat this phase.

[Frenchfry]

The rules of double-posting are repealed, but your computer becomes enraged at this and coats your keyboard with poison.
You can repeat the phrase, but it turns out to be the activation code for a nuclear bomb implanted in your brain.

I wish that people would stop becoming an heroes (People who everyone hates and who kills themselves because everyone hates them).

[Duke]

People no longer kill themselves because everyone hates them!
Instead they go postal and run to guatamala while you're at the post office.

I wish this 20$ bill was a check for 1 Million $

[Wrathes]

Your wish has been granted... BUT the Nazi's secret government took 100.1% of your check.

I wish everyone knows when to shut up at a specific time.

[Mr Pokemon]

Everyone does learn to shut up at a certain time, however, when they shut up, they're mouth is permanently closed,  so now nobody can talk to you

I wish I had an Absol to call my own