[GAME] Corrupt a Wish!

[Frenchfry]

There is an absol you can call My Own, but it isn't your absol. Its just an absol named 'My Own".

I wish that counting to five was a secret password to get a sword constructed of poundcake.

[Darkstar64]

Granted. Count to five and you will get a sword constructed of the worst tasting poundcake ever. People now have Poundcake fights.

I wish I had the Phoenix Wright games.

[Wrathes]

Wish granted and you have Phoenix Wright games but you're left in dept due to bad gaming economics.

I wish our life was like virtual.

[Duke]

Granted, but now it's like virtual pong and you bump into things all day long

I wish I had a real Quilava, I'd name him Duke

[Mr Pokemon]

Granted, however the Quilava doesn't obey you and uses lava plume. You are now burned and will slowly die.

I wish I had a million dollars that I could spend for myself only 

[sym]

you do get a million dollars but you later realise they are Zimbabwe dollars...

[Frenchfry]

Wish steal!

I wish that the sale going on at gamestop was 99% off every game availible, old and new, and they had all games availible.
I also wish that I had a pet smoov.

[sym]

bad luck because gamestop is going to close in 1 hour 34 minutes and 6 seconds and you get there 2 seconds after.

i wish that wishes were real.

[kiel223]

Wishes are now real, but the paradox of your real wish actually working and making wishes real causes the universe to implode. Much like if you try to divide something by 0.

I wish this Choc Honeycomb Supa Shake was neverending. Mmm-MMM!!

[Wrathes]

Wish granted but now eat Honeycombs everyday making your taste stale and disgusted.

I wish Ash was real. :p

[Mr Pokemon]

Ash is real, but you realize that he is actually a gay little kid that no one likes. Plus, without his Pokemon, he is virtually useless.

I wish people would have some common sense and realize that global warming isn't really that serious!!

[sym]

no one belives in global warming, but 4 years from now the world will be destroyed by the sun.

[Duke]

Wish steal!  I wish Gary Oak was real and still is a douchebag

[zrper]

he si but then he discovered wished that, and then he murdered you.

[Darkstar64]

Gengar, use thief! Wish steal!

I wish that Fawful would use the Dark Star to rule his own world somewhere far from here.