[GAME] Corrupt a Wish!

[Duke]

Wish granted, but every day arround 3pm he decides to call you up and call you a finkrat or a ratfink. 
I wish I had a scone.

[Darkstar64]

You get one, but it's peanut butter flavored...eww.

I wish I liked more kinds of food. By the way, that means FOOD, NOT CRAP OR ANYTHING GROSS LIKE THAT!

[Mr Pokemon]

You do like food, you like every kind of food, then you eat all of it and get super fat. You then get too fat to move, and everything gets stuck in your jelly rolls and man boobs.
I wish I was a little bit taller.

[Frenchfry]

You get a little bit taller, but you grow taller by three inches while in a room two inches taller than you, so you hit your head and get brain damage.
I wish that I had a military grade combat knife.

[YouHearThat]

You get that combat knife but one day you tripped and fell and land on it
I wish for more objections

[Frenchfry]

More people start objecting, but eventually it gets out of hand and people start fist-pumping before every sentence, and their one arm gets really muscular, so whenever they accidentally hit someone, they die.
I wish I had one of the katanas that the Japanese carried with them in WWII, because thats a historical weapon right there.

[kiel223]

You have a katana from WWII, but it turns out to be made from blue cheese. From WWII. It smells real bad.

I wish I had a nice big unibrow.

[spirit]

You get a nice big unibrow, but it is compiled of several people's pubic hair.

I wish I was making ramen right now....oh wait, I am!

[Darkstar64]

A little while later you finish making your Ramen. You eat it, to find that it tastes like ass. You decide to throw it out the window seeing as you have no use for it now. It lands on someone's head, and you land yourself in jail.

I wish I had an iPod Touch.

[Duke]

A little while later you finish making your Ramen. You eat it, to find that it tastes like ass. You decide to throw it out the window seeing as you have no use for it now. It lands on someone's head, and you land yourself in jail.

I wish I had an iPod Touch.

You get an iPod Touch but then realize you're in soviet russia so iPod Touch you!

I wish I was a Mudkipz.  I herd people liek them

[Mr Pokemon]

You are a Mudkipz, and people do liek you, but they liek you a littel too muhc, and yu get muald by the peeple taht liek yu.
In standard english: You are a Mudkip, and people do like you, but they like you a little too much, and you get mauled by the people that like you.

I wish I was rich with American Dollars, and everyone loved me.

[pokemonfanatic]

you bought a house to place all your money in, but the house catches fire and you have no insurance.  So you lose all your money, then you realized you payed people to love you and when those people realized you had no money, they made you work at a fast-food outlet to payback what you owed.

I wish there was a pokemon center store in australia, right near my house.

[Darkstar64]

There's a pokemon center store right near your house. Unfortunately, the store closes for good in...hmm...I'd say about 3 minutes now.

I wish m dad would say yes to getting the DSi XL.

[Mr Pokemon]

Your dad does get a Dsi XL, but he gets it for himself, and you can never use it. Now it will be rubbed in your face for eternity 

I wish I had my own laptop, that was indestructible, fast, had good graphics, huge memory, high speed internet, couldn't malfunction, wasn't prone to bugs, couldn't pick up viruses, and had a password so only I could use it. Oh, yeah, if you spill something on it, it doesn't break.

Go ahead, try to corrupt it...

[Darkstar64]

Well, someone breaks into your house and steals it. He sells it for 1 million dollars.

I wish ProtonJon wasn't gonna do a Superman game for his next LP.