[GAME] Corrupt a Wish!

[LeoReborn]

Peaceictory, but the "y" Stands for Bloody murder.

I wish that I was right about how I found Angel on Facebook.

[zylonnick]

you find an angel, the angel of death;)

I wish to become the best steel trainer at PU.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

you do but the best fire type trainer pwns you

i wish that pokemon were real so we can catch,train and battle them(we=everyone)

[LeoReborn]

Then a Charizard gnaws at your leg.

[Frenchfry]

And I steal your wish because you didn't make one.

I wish I could get a damn laser sight installed under my eyepatch.
I also wish that these wishes don't get corrupted.

[zylonnick]

you can make only one wish at a time.

I wish your second wish;)

[LeoReborn]

nothing happened.

I wish there was an attack besides Splash we could use for joke fodder.

[Frenchfry]

There already is, so you wasted an opportunity to do anything you want on something that already happened.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

i wish i was a frenchfry that couldn't be eaten,destroyed,or owned

[Darkstar64]

You are. But now you can't go on to Pokemon Universe or play R&B or anything else you like to do.

I wish everyone would realize that Nintendo isn't the one we should blame for the 5th gen pokemon looking bad. It's The Pokemon Company.

[PkMn Trainer Black]

Then all of the 5th Gen pokemon obiterates you
 i wish i was immune to all types of poision

[Darkstar64]

You are. But now scientists want to do long, painful tests on you. And you are never able to do anything you want again. Ever.

I wish I could use Alchemy.

[boyben10]

Using Alchemy, you move a large boulder. It falls over and kills you family.

I wish My homework was easier

[Mr. Fox]

Your homework is easier but then you find out it is because you were dropped back to kindergarden.
I wish my brother would shut up...

[Kemerd]

He shuts up but, Since his mouth is closed he can't eat and he has to eat through a touth in his stumach.

I wish for it to rain apples.