[GAME] Corrupt a Wish!

[Janus]

you become a ditto, but your Transform attack doesn't work and you keep getting pwned by your opponent's attacks, and each time a trainer catches you and realizes too late that your attack somehow doesn't work they release you for some reason over a pit of ravenous Mightyenas!

I wish I could Meet Oberon Zell Ravenheart

NOTE TO POTENTIAL CORRUPTERS: just so you don't get confused as to who this guy is, he is a real wizard... I'M NOT KIDDING! just google him to learn more, he is pretty much the closest thing to a real Albus Dumbledore that harry potter fans can find, he has actually founded one of the two biggest online magick schools on the net known as grey school, the other being witchschool.com founded by the correllian tradition which i find questionable seeing as it was founded by a group of american circus performers in the 1930's, Oberon is a fascinating guy when you study his works, and no don't make him kill me because it is against the wiccan laws (aka the wiccan rede saying do what ye will but harm ye none)

[pinkguy11]

^{you get to meet but then he runs away thinking ''whoa this person freaking me out"never seeing again}

[Janus]

you forgot to make a wish so you die of brain cancer due to the radiation of your cell phone!

I wish I could Train under the NY JEDI

The NY jedi is a group of lightsaber enthusiasts who train in Martial arts and Stage Combat  with Lightsabers! look them up, they're freakin' awesome!

[pokemonfanatic]

They train you for 5 seconds before they remember that you did not pay a fee of $5 million.

I wish i had an English version of Heart gold and Soul silver with every pokemon.

[Janus]

you get it, but you find out that they were pirate versions and police get wind of it and you're arrested!

[boyben10]

wish?

oh well.
I wish i had more money.

[pinkguy11]

you invest in the best investment there you make heaps of money but then you lose it all in a stock market crash




i wish could make the m.m.o.r.p.g there is

[KittyZelda]

i'm acting on the assumption that you meant "make the best mmorpg there is", so...

you do make the single best mmorpg in the history of the world, but as every gamer in the world quits WoW and Runescape and Flyff and every other game to play yours, your servers crash and the internet implodes.

i wish i could go to japan again with my friends and live there for a while.

[HyperTyranitar]

you go to japan for you just to remember you dont know which part of japan they live in and get lost

I wish that my parents would stop bothering me.

[Janus]

your parents kick you out of the house, that way they stop bothering you!

I wish people would quit labeling me as satanic because I'm wiccan )O(

[pinkguy11]

they stop but then you get lost in the park




i wish the elephant ornament on my coffee table wasn't so big

[Amphi]

you get your wish and the elephant ornament becomes microscopic




I wish i had cat ears and a cat tail

[Janus]

you get them but people now think you're an alien and the government takes you to dulce base in new mexico and you begin to be experimented on.

I wish I could get a job at lucasfilm ltd (the people who did star wars!)

[Kuixta]

u do get a job there, but your job is to clean the bathrooms....

i wish i had 1 million dollars

[KittyZelda]

you get a million dollars, but they turn out to be counterfeited and you get arrested for trying to spend them.

i wish the weekend was longer.