[GAME] Corrupt a Wish!

[Amphi]

you lose weight but then you find youre starving yourself


I wish my girlfriends mom didnt make my girlfriend break up with me and i could be happy and be with my girl again :*(

[Janus]

she lets you two get back together and she treats you like a son, but she starts force feeding you ancient fruitcake!

 I wish I didn't have to deal with all the Hate crimes me and my wiccan coven have to deal with on a daily basis, it's driving the police insane, I mean two weeks ago my high priestess's apartment was firebombed while she was playing with her two year old son!, they both survived with severe burns, Me and my coven gathered at my parent's place and we took turns being at the hospital for our coven's spiritual leader and while we were not at the hospital we camped at my parent's place and all we did were healing rituals and prayers, I went there a lot even when it was not my turn because she was more than a spiritual leader to me, she was my mentor, she taught me all I know about wicca and the sacred goddess

[Eslin]

she lets you two get back together and she treats you like a son, but she starts force feeding you ancient fruitcake!

 I wish I didn't have to deal with all the Hate crimes me and my wiccan coven have to deal with on a daily basis, it's driving the police insane, I mean two weeks ago my high priestess's apartment was firebombed while she was playing with her two year old son!, they both survived with severe burns, Me and my coven gathered at my parent's place and we took turns being at the hospital for our coven's spiritual leader and while we were not at the hospital we camped at my parent's place and all we did were healing rituals and prayers, I went there a lot even when it was not my turn because she was more than a spiritual leader to me, she was my mentor, she taught me all I know about wicca and the sacred goddess

Holy crap uhm okay...let's see. Okay all the hate crimes are gone but then aliens from outer space come and blast away your house and half the neighborhood.  Next time easy on the stories.

I wish my enemies died a slow painful death.

[Dracoules]

Your enemies die in a slow and painful death, but you with them.

I wish my shoes weren't frozen.

[boyben10]

They aren't frozen. They're just melted in a big puddle of rubber.

I wish that my internet was faster.

[Eslin]

Granted but then a giant meteor lands right on your house and you die.

I wish I had a gun.

[Kuixta]

u get a gun but u press the trigger and shoot urself

i wish there was better smileys for the forums

[boyben10]

There are better smileys, but only for the PU team.

I wish that I had a Good PC.

[Eslin]

There are better smileys, but only for the PU team.

I wish that I had a Good PC.

Granted but it has a irremovable virus that sends you porn every 10 seconds.

I wish I had a dog.

[vamp lover]

you get your dog but it gets hit by a drunk driver
i wish i was a vampyre

[zrper]

you are but the government finds out and they send out all their armed forces 2 kill u and they succeed.







i wish for a torpedo launcher.

[vamp lover]

you get your torpedo launcher but it back fires and you die a very painful death.
(p.s. you can't kill a vampyre so the milatary's armed forces are now dead......i was hungry)
i wish that they came out with blood flavored icecream

[zrper]

they do...but it sucks.






I wish 4 world peace

[vamp lover]

first of all how can blood flavored icecream suck, I suck....blood
second of all i turn you into a vampyre and you kill a lot of people so a war starts all because of you
i wish for every body to be a vampyre but you so everybody sucks your blood

[Darkstar64]

Everyone sucks Zrper's blood, but since everyone is a vampire, everyone turns back into humans. Once Zrper is taken to the hospital, he is still alive and is fine after a while. Don't get too into this game and try to prove your wish is un-corruptable.

I wish Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver came out tomorrow.