[GAME] Corrupt a Wish!

[tda killer]

you get everything you wanted, but someone hears about you and assasinates you,
i wish naruto would pown pain already

[LeoReborn]

He does, then Sakura kills him.

I wish ppl wouldn't hesitate to post on the forums.

[tda killer]

people stop hestating on the forums, but becouse of this, more ass holes start to pop up on forums and eventually take them all over.

i wish people actuelly came onto the pre-beta once in a while

[Frenchfry]

People come on to pre beta once in a while, but they misunderstand the meaning of 'come on to pre beta', and start flirting with the icon on their desktop.
I wish that every obese person on Earth lost exactly enough weight at a healthy pace, by using a healthy diet, to become healthy Humans, and not one of them became anerexic or gained all the wight back, and none of the people who weren't overwight became fat.

[spirit]

you forgot about belemic, so guess what...they all become healthy at a healthy pace, but this takes until december 21st 2012 and they all die in the apocalypse.

I wish my wish would come true!

[tda killer]

everything happens that you wanted, but after a while, someone makes the same wish, and everything switches back to the way it was.

i wish i had claws instead of nails

[Frenchfry]

You get your claws, but then you go to scratch your neck because it itches, and you poke a hole the size of a gold ball into your lungs.

I wish that I could count to any number, in any language, any number of times, and I don't care what or if anything happens during, before, or after this.

[tda killer]

your wish just..never comes true, so sucks to be you.
i wish i could not go to school tommorow

[Frenchfry]

'Child, yall makin' this too easy.
You don't go to school tomorrow, but it's because you're locked in a child molestor's basement. This child molestor is also a college proffessor, so he's giving you lectures on string theory as a side-dish.
I wish that people had the ability to count.

[tda killer]

people gain the ability to count (properly) but becouse of this all there brains grow bigger, and everyone with evil thoughts started getting brainier, one of them works out how to raise the dead with his new brain and brings back hitler, who strikes up world war 3, but this time, becouse hitlers being fueled by a super brain, he becomes smarter and eventually wins, taking over half the planet.

i wish primevil wasnt so cheesy

[ninja neb]

Primeval stops being cheesy, since its taken off the air altogether.

I wish that most people on xbox live would actually have a conversation that doesn't include constant abuse etc etc -_-

[tda killer]

(btw primevil is coming bak in 2011, they cancelled it but becus of such a big audience, theyve signed it for anouther 2 seasons)

people on xbl stop abusing each other, but becouse of this the people that go on there just so they can abuse others all stop playing, this brings the xbl population to 1% of what it usd to be.


i wish my wish could come true without becing corrupted

[Mr Pokemon]

Your wish is granted, but only for a microsecond. Because you can't make any wishes in this time, your wish does nothing.

I wish more people would join my RP. Hmm, I think I've made this wish before..

[Frenchfry]

More people join your RP, but so many people join that it turns into an incoherent jumble of people yelling that they caught a mudkipz.
I wish that marshtop was less fugly.

[Mr Pokemon]

Marshtomp is less, fugly, and more anorexicmodelish. This leads to its death.

I wish I was a better swimmer.