[OOCC] Poisoned Utopia

[Desbear]

Why would you need kitty treats?

Also...What are you doing carrying them around?

Well I was hoping I could bribe you with them...

*punches solomon in the gut again*

I deserved that too..

[Ayara012]

Oh, hasn't he said yet? Shock's normal Character Skeleton is as a Neko. He's got the ears and tail. Except he's lactose intolerant.
And needs supervision in a kiddie pool.
DON'T ASK.

[Desbear]

I-I gotta ask..

A cat being lactose intolerant...bad.

*tosses Leeta into a pool*

*flails around in teh water* I'm GONNA DIIEIEIEIEIIE

Wow....You suck at this

IF I MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE YOU WILL DIE!!

[Ayara012]

I'd offer to help, but seeing as I'm part wolf anima, that may not go over well...
*stares*
*pushes Solomon in* You go help her, metal-boy.
And if you want, you can ask just to annoy her.

(isnt this fun?)

[Desbear]

*laches onto the side of the water area and climbs up* Fine...*gets a lot of metal and makes a bridge from where He is to leeta, then runs for his life*

*climbs up* Thank you...now....*starts chasing Solomon* I WILL KILL YOU!!

HELP HELP HEEEELP!

[Ayara012]

*watch in amused interest*
I would help you, but then I'd be being rude to the girl, so...
I just wanna see what she does.

[Desbear]

*catches Solomon and Starts beating the crap out of him*NEVER PUSH ME INTO THE WATER AGAIN! OR I WILL KILL YOU!

Ok...NOT THE LEG!

*breaks Solomon's metal leg* Oops..

I hate you so much...

*stop's beating Solomon up* my job is done here.

[Ayara012]

*glance at each other* Well, that was interesting...
Now, the question is-
-is cat-boy's creator-
-already asleep?

[Desbear]

Idunno, but my creator was helping her with Pokemon online when She Dc'd from PO..

...Can we stop breaking teh 4th wall here?

Nope. Now go get more metal and you get a kitty treat, I need the metal for the leg you broke.

*breaks other leg* There.

OW....

[NexosYourGayBestFriend96]

Walks in after having a nap

Hello, I....

Looks and sees Leeta strangling Solomon.

... What did I miss?

[Ayara012]

Well...
To start, we began speaking in here, and not just the roleplay.
Then, after some random disscussions, I mentioned that Shock's normal skelton is a Neko who's lactose intolerant-
-and I mentioned that he needs supervision in a kiddie pool. That lead to Solomon-
-pushing Leeta into the pool. Leeta was not happy, being part cat. So I pushed him in and told him to help her.
He did so, and she promptly began to beat him up for pushing her in in the first place.
Then, because she broke his leg-
He ordered her to go get him metal to fix it. And she-
-got angry at being ordered around, and broke his OTHER leg.
And is now, as you can see... *wave hand in direction of Leeta and Solomon* ...strangling him.
(I love how no one comments about they're abilities to finish each others thoughts and talk in harmony. XD)
You should be about caught up now.
Would you like some popcorn while you enjoy the show?
*hold out movie style popcorn bags*

[Desbear]

*pushes Leeta off into the pool* Well, Noone help her out, I wanna live...

I AM GOING OT KILL YOUUU!

Oh hey, there is some metal over here..*fixes Legs* Now Leeta, if I was to help you, would you kill me?

YES!!

*makes a impenetrable metal box (with air holes) and gets in*Hey Urusu, could you please help her out?

[Ayara012]

mmm...Artemis, is it me, or...?
It's not you.
She really just said "OT".

[Darkstar64]

-Hey, Solomon!

*Fires Bold into one of the air holes at Solomon's arm*

-Leeta, I'll only help you out if you apologize for making fun of my lack of a name.

[Desbear]

MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM! HEEEEEEEEELP IT FEELS LIKE I WAS STUCK BY LIG-Oh wait a minute...

Yes, Please, I'm sorry, now please help me out of here!!