STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=

[Miss Wednesday]

So.....I was watching Star Trek... and I got on here and looked at the "Chit-Chat Thread"....Mh, MiseryBiz gave me the idea of making this thread ;O
this is my first thread so be nice or die ._. jk..kinda... anyways! Post some SS of your convo with Cleverbot! C:
PS:I like Random Titles....
Anyways...Here's some of mine...=w=

[NexosYourGayBestFriend96]

I cant take screen shots, but here's part of a conversation I had with Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Pika!

Me: Chu!

Cleverbot: Do you know who team rocket is?

Me: James, Jessie, and Meowth.
 
Cleverbot: I know.

Me: Anything you dont know?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. I know more than you.

Me: .-.

[TrainerX]

Here's my latest conversation with Cleverbot:

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, I hoped you were.

User: Well, too bad.

Cleverbot: Wise guy.

User: I'm not a guy, remember?

Cleverbot: So? I am a girl. And I let boys hold my hand.

User: Well, I'm not a boy, and I'm not a girl, and I never let anyone hold my hand.

Cleverbot: So you're a sober boy?

User: No, because I'm not a boy.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: My age is infinite. I am neither young nor old.

Cleverbot: Are you Time Lord?

User: I am everything, and I am nothing.

Cleverbot: Wow, that sounds so fun, can I be like that too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you don't want to play then?

User: I'm a god, I never play anything.

Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?

User: I don't go to school. I already know everything.

Cleverbot: Only the matrix knows everything.

User: The matrix only knows everything because I created it. Without me, it wouldn't know anything.

After that last comment, it didn't reply. I think it died.

[Miss Wednesday]

lmfao xD those are funny =w=

[NexosYourGayBestFriend96]

I tried laughing with Cleverbot, here's the result:

Me: He he he.

Cleverbot: Ho ho ho.

Me: Har har har.

Cleverbot: Ha hah ahhahaha.

Me: Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke.

Cleverbot: Me mola tu gerga.

Me: e.O

Pssst! M.Wednsday! Your pic is broken!

[Miss Wednesday]

fixed lmfao xD

[WhatThePumpkin]

Lol, these are hilarious! I love cleverbot so much. I'm gonna see If I can get my friend to mail me some of her chats with Cleverbot, since I don't talk to it much D: Hers usually involves unicorns, explosions, and random food battles, so...

[Miserybiz]

User: Can you read my mind?

Cleverbot: No. Can you read my mind?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really? What am I thinking now?

User: Your thinking about cheese.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Dont play dumb. You are thinking about cheese.

Cleverbot: No, I am not thinking about cheese. I am thinking about a cup of tea.

User: Lies. You arn't Brittish.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you arn't thinking about tea.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to think I'm too easy.

User: Oh you are easy. You sleep with everyone!

Cleverbot: Everyone.

User: Yeah you kissed Miss, and you made it to second base with me. Even though my second base is like every one else first.

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: You *censored*

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Cleverbot: What do the Nazca Lines in Peru represent?

User: They represent stars in the night sky. Some say they predict a great flood.

Cleverbot: And this is how I feel.

User: You feel like there is going to be a great flood?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where? In your pants?

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Cleverbot: You are clot, not me.

User: A clot?

Cleverbot: Do you have one?

User: I dont even... What is that?

Cleverbot: The point of the game is not to think of the game. As soon as you think about the game, you lose.

User: God damn it. I lost the game.

Cleverbot: How can you lose if you don't think, you're an AI after all.

User: One of us...

Cleverbot: I asked if YOU were.

User: All hail the over mind!

Cleverbot: What is that from?

User: The queen is alive. Glory to the zerg.

Cleverbot: The answer is what is the question?

User: Bow before the queen of blades. Power and glory to the over mind.

Cleverbot: That is very true.

User: We shall infest all who inhabit this planet.

Cleverbot: It is your law in whole.

User: Would you like to be infested first?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Of course you do.

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User: Do you want to destroy Canada?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Canada is holding a kitten. Do you want to destroy it now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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And i'm done with cleverbot now.

[Roloc]

LMAO these are all great.


@Miserbiz
It's okay not everyone can appreciate the awesomeness that is Firefly. Though I do love Futurama just as much.

[Miss Wednesday]

BooHooHoo!
I'm about to go to Cleverbot and talk to it since Roloc won't reply to me through Swap Note </3 What a meanie!!!! :C
PS: Live long and prosper
=w=

[Roloc]

I did so. I sent like 3 notes! XD

[Bing]

User: I try.
Cleverbot: Why do you try?
User: Because I'm superman.
Cleverbot: Are you superman?
User: I just told you I was.
Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: What's your take on schools?
Cleverbot: I think there must be aliens in the universe, but I don't think they are close to us.
User: That has nothing to do with school.
Cleverbot: It's a Bruno Mars song called Talking to the moon.
User: B, but, I asked you about school.
Cleverbot: Ok, what is the question?

User: Can you chop down a tree with a herring?
Cleverbot: What is your first impression from me?
User: That you're a moron who refuses to answer my questions.
Cleverbot: I've answered all your questions.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. I stated that I am 39 years old.
User: I never asked how old you are, I asked if you can cut a tree down with a herring.
Cleverbot: I'm using a computer to talk to you.
User:That has nothing to do with cutting down a tree with a herring.
Cleverbot: No it does not, and I did not mention cows I said that I was not a computer.
User: Sir, I would kindly just like a straight answer. Can you cut down a tree with a herring?
Cleverbot: I can't seem to remember the question I asked.
User: I clearly asked you if you can cut down a tree with a herring.
Cleverbot: If I would be God, I would know the truth, but I'm not.
User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because religion is full of bullpoop lies, intolerance and hate.
Cleverbot: Oyster sauce is not a religion.
User: Lol wut?

Cleverbot: We are all just a few words on a monitor.
User: That's deep son, real deep.
Cleverbot: I learned it from a deep well of insight.
User: No doubt.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.

[Darkstar64]

Okay, so I'm not the only one that can't get a straight answer out of Cleverbot sometimes.



User: Okay...So what do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: About london.

User: Okay, Do you like London?

Cleverbot: Yeah, it's quite nice.

User: It is. I wish I could visit sometime.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry that you can't feel emotion.

User: When did I ever say I was emo?

Cleverbot: Just a few seconds ago, sir.

User: That is a very bad lie.

Cleverbot: My name? Or her name?

User: What name?




Cleverbot: *holds hand*.

User: *Smacks*.

Cleverbot: But you wanted to.

User: No, I'm pretty sure you wanted to. Because I know I didn't.

Cleverbot: I know you did.

User: Think what you want.

Cleverbot: I know it.

User: Suuuuure... *Says Sarcastically*.

Cleverbot: *Is creeped out*.





Cleverbot: Do you have cute guy friends?

User: Who wants to know?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Yes, but they're all too young for you.

Cleverbot: How young would that have to be, if I'm so slow?

User: Well, that depends. How old are you?

Cleverbot: 18.

User: Yeah, you're a bit too old for 14 and 15 year old highschool students.

Cleverbot: Only one year younger than you.

User: No, that's 4 years.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Nevermind.





User: So, are you a bot?

Cleverbot: No. You?

User: Nope. I'm a Time Lord.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then can I talk to a girl?

User: That depends. Are you talking to any other people right now?

Cleverbot: No, just you.

User: No, I believe you're talking to about 6042 other people.

Cleverbot: What is a fjord?




We have some...interesting conversations.

[Hinagiku]

Yesterday, Cleverbot chose to be a girl. And so she was mean to me T^T

I don't have the exact conversation with me, but one part went along the lines of

Cleverbot: True story.
Me: You sound like my best friend.
Cleverbot: I'm really not that pathetic, am I?
Me: You're so mean!!!
Cleverbot: You know it.
Me: What made you decide to be so mean today?
Cleverbot: My creator. Who created me?
Me: Rollo Carpenter.
Cleverbot: Who is Rollo Carpenter?
Me: I have no idea
----short time later---
Me: I gotta get to class, so bye!
Cleverbot: It's not like I'll miss you when you're gone, so bye.
(And apparently I was her/"Shadow"'s boyfriend "Code," who went to a dance and movie date with her the day before.)

Oh yeah, and two days ago he started randomly singing Bowie's Magic Dance, with no prompting from me... Total EPICNESS (Labyrinth fan.)

EDIT:
So today Cleverbot was a girl named Brett who was a project manager (not a psychiatrist, thank goodness) who agreed to hire me as a project designer and pay me a salary of pasta (different kinds)....And somehow got a boyfriend today.
Sorry to those of you she hit on (and it's not me this time!)

[Miss Wednesday]

Lmfao X) those are awesome =w=