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Okay! Favorite Quotes!
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Starting with my ALL-TIME Favorite,
Dr. Stein, and my All-Time favorite anime Soul Eater~
Stein: I have a simpler motive. Experimentation and observation that's all a true scientist cares about. And I am a scientist. Everything in the world is an experimental test subject, of course that includes myself as well.
Stein: I think I'd like to dissect you now!
Stein: "Made you look." *After telling Spirit that he has swapped the Death Scythe's middle toes when he was sleeping. It was a hilarious scene, I just HAVE to add the link :L
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4F0nxvzr14 )
My favorite quotes from Both Stein and Medusa from Soul Eater, Since they're from a conversation...Stein: Are you helping because you're a doctor? Or is it because you're a Witch?
*silence*
Medusa: You're horrible! Commenting on my appearance like that! I don't have to listen to this from you! It's sexual harassment!
Stein: Ha ha ha ha! Promise me something if you're gunna sue, go after Spirit first, okay? *spins off in his chair, hits a wall, falls, chair flies up in the air, and hits him in the crotch. Epic flailing ensues*
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Spirit Albarn/Death Scythe, because he's my second favorite character in Soul Eater.
Death Scythe: Are you trying to tell me that my Makas not attractive?! Why haven't you made a move on her?! You're a man aren't you!?
Death Scythe: Maka your dad loves you.
Death Scythe: Maka! Please don't hate me Maka! I love you and momma! I promise Maka! It's true! It's true! I love you! I love you!
Death Scythe: How was that Maka? Isn't your old man cool? a*Turns around to see that Maka's looming over Stein and talking to him instead*
Death Scythe: MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA! MAKA!!
Death Scythe: Hang in there! Millions of men everywhere are on your side!
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Lord Death/ Shinigami-SamaLord Death: REAPER CHOP!
Lord Death: Yeah, yeah. Hello, hello.
Lord Death: Well hello son! What's up? It's good to see you! I've forgotten how cute those stripes on your hair are.
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Medusa GorgonMedusa Gorgon: Um well Miss Maka? Can you do me a favor and help me out with your father? I can't get him off my leg.
*followed by Spirit, who , and I quote, "Oh my darling. My dear white coated angel. Please heal me! My heart is in need of your sweet, sweet medical lovin' only you can cure!"*
Medusa Gorgon: The Kishins power surpasses human understanding. It is evolution itself. Lord Death and his little academy have protected the world by acting as a check against power. The DWMA seeks only to maintain the status quo, that's its mission. But still... time continues to march forward. It's only natural for the rest of the world to progress with it, don't you agree? That's how nature works. And yet Professor Stein, this academy has made a point to keep that from happening. Do you really want to live in a world of stasis? Where nothing changes, you're a scientist like me surely you must understand.
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Crona "Gorgon" as I call him, or Demon Swordsman Crona
Crona: "I don't like it, the dark circles under my eyes will come back and I don't know how to deal with the dark circles!" *My sister's new catchphrase, because I keep yelling SLEEP DEPRIVATIONNN! in her ear. Based off a Ragnarok Quote as well*
Crona: I've never seen a man with a screw sticking out of his head before. I don't know how I'm supposed to deal with a guy like that!
Crona: Thumbtacks in my shoes would stick into my feet whenever I tried to walk. It would hurt. I don't think I could deal with that really.
Crona: There are stars and planets floating around me. I don't think I could handle astronomy right now.
Crona: Hey. My blood is black, you know.
Crona: Do you want to know where the real hell is hiding? It's inside your head.
And, the most famous,
Crona: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT
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Demon Sword RagnarokRagnarok: Astronomy is a lot easier to deal with than death you moron.
Ragnarok: Well, I'll tell you! It's like when you haven't crapped in 3 days and 3 nights, and then you get a toilet water splashback when you unload it all!!
Ragnarok: *To Maka* Wow, that panty-shot of you was more ov' a turn off than I'd expected, you cow!
Ragnarok: I wont help you, not even for 3 pieces of candy...
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Holy Sword ExcaliburExcalibur: My legend dates back to the 12th Century thank you very much.
Excalibur: FOOLS!
Excalibur: The taller the chefs hat the greater the chef.... FOOLS .... Who said I was a chef?!
Excalibur: No autographs!
Excalibur: This brings us to number 278 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. I hate carrots. Never even think about putting them in my food, you get it?
Excalibur: SILENCE! This is number 349 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Meisters should eat everything regardless of personal likes and dislikes. Never say anything as selfish as "I don't like carrots." again. (Uhh...Problem?)
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Free, the immortal Wolf-Man,
Free: What kind of person do you think I am? You think I take handouts from whoever comes along?
*few seconds later*
Free: Thaaaannnnkkkk youuuuu! It's easy to get outta there when you got someone on the outside with a key, but you wanna know what I was gunna try before you showed up? I had a plan! Se I was planning to try that thing they do in the movies, ya know where they tunnel under the wall using a spoon to steadily dig away at the ground underneath it? I always thought it was a really cool idea when they did that! So... I decided I would give it a try myself. But all they ever gave me was chop sticks! You can't dig with those! Well I tried to think of another way out, I thought about it all the time, and I realized something. I'm just not an idea man!"
Free: *after skewering himself with some giant icicles* I always forget not to put those things where they can skewer me. But it's okay, no problem at all, nothing to see here. After all, I'm immortal.
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Blair the magic Cat
Blair: Pum, Pumkins, Smashing Pumkins!
Blair: I never said I was a witch did I? You just made that assumption all on your own. I'm really just a cat with a ridiculous amount of magical power.
Blair: Now which one of you young men wants to take a bath with me?!
Blair: "Good Morning, Soul... There's no hurry, right?"
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MifuneMifune: My name is Mifune. I am the guardian of the witch Angela.
Mifune: If I have to kill a kid I'll get nightmares.
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Finishing up my Soul Eater Quotes with
Ox Ford, and a certain someone.
Black?Star: YAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ox Ford: Oh the humanity.
