Taze's Protip Thread

[Taze]

Anything that needs one of my pro tips i'll post here.

[Taze]

Taze's Protips to beating campers:

1.)  Get a good headset.  I picked up a 75$ pair from tiger direct for 30$!!!!

2.) Blast the volume to the point where your eardrums will shatter, then turn it down some

3.)  Run around like you have a huge f'in wang and your trying to stuff it down everyone throat.

4.)  Take a 50cal and rip the scope off and make an iron site using some duct tape.  Also, try attaching a ferret to the barrel of the gun.  This will lower the recoil so you can spray and pray like the scrub you are.

5.) Now, throw away that controllor and hook up a mouse and keyboard to your console of choice

6.) Bind shoot to every key on the keyboard except for what you have bound to movement and ect.

over9000.) Slap your wang all over the keyboard, even though most of you will only hit 2 keys at once.

8.) Lean back (your still slapping the keyboard) and watch campers heads explode in shear amazement.

9.) Profit

[Taze]

Taze's Protips on Choosing a Team:

1.) Get like six 498 sided dice

2.) Eat them

3.) Wait 4-8 hours

3 1/2) This step is for the impacient.  Take a horse laxative

4.) Look in your MASSIVE dump.  If it's not 12 kurics than clean off the die and eat them again.
Each number corresponds to the polar opposite hypotenuse of the quad root ect. ect. ect... (it's elementry).  Such an equation would look as follows

Pokemon=(58x^3+sin(2x/0.98))/498x(0.1337^3)  (X is the number you rolled)

5.)  Now that you've done that, it's time to stand on your head shout like a monkey, do a barrel roll than bark like a dog pres 3764 in backwards order and jump while screaming "IM A STAR" 7 times but while in midair on the 3rd jump you must grab you balls ( ladies, grab your ovaries ) and scream GIT SUM.

6.) If you have followed this correctly you team should be as follows

Velocaraptor
Chris Hanson
BARRACK OBEEE
over9000 Mudkipz
Hal Turner
Mr. Dark

over9000.) Go around showing off your amazing team

[stephenkill2]

Taze, no one should take advice from your trolling lips any day, as it will most likely lead to death or banhammer.

[Shiranui]

Dude.... you are nuts.
Yet, at the same time amazingly funny. I'd say keep up the good work, but then again, my head just might explode from another one of your crazy theorems.

[Taze]

Taze, no one should take advice from your trolling lips any day, as it will most likely lead to death or banhammer.

Taze's Protips on being a douchebag:

1.) Troll on everything and anything.

2.) Change your name to something lame, like taze.

3.) have a picture of hitler jamming out.

4.)Spam the forums until everyone is pissed, like so.

5.) Congratulations, now you  act just like meZ!

[josh_squash0]

The most I've laughed in a while. I say, keep 'em coming.

If anyone has a problem with it, try having it moved to "other chat" or "creative writing" so they'll get off your ass.

[Taze]

The most I've laughed in a while. I say, keep 'em coming.

If anyone has a problem with it, try having it moved to "other chat" or "creative writing" so they'll get off your ass.

This

[stephenkill2]

New trainer is new, he knows not the dangers associated with you yet.

[baralai15]

Taze is really trying to get his post count up lol

[Taze]

... sure?

[Taze]

Taze is really trying to get his post count up lol

Actually all my stuff is either locked, moved, deleted, in discussion, or hidden.  A couple of my posts have been "ignored" or "Disregarded".  Like when i re-did the rules for super serious reasons.

[Phosphorous]

Who's that pokemon ?! It's Taze!

[baralai15]

I was kidding but maybe before double posting you could just edit your last post but then again I dont really care. im just saying it saves room and theres less confusion IMO.

[obi]

I enjoy Taze's posts/threads. They keep me entertained. And that's the only reason I'm here. To be entertained.