not a fan of screaming poop machines, but Gratz on your baby.

Now you two are being unfair... it was the best i could find and think... *pouts*

I love Assassins Creed, the first one was a bit of a bore, but the rest are great!

yeah, I noticed that right away.

Slamming the door shut as I was told to do, not saying I didn't want to, I watch as the two of them quickly dispatch zombie after zombie. Then I watch Tanu get knocked to the ground, then he throws his weapon to save his friend. I close my eyes and expect to hear his screams as he is eaten alive, but instead I hear a rapid succession of gun shots. When the shots stop there are only three zombies left standing. I look at the head in my hand a figure what the hell. I open the door again and throw the head at one of the zombies; thinking it's food they all towards it. "No wonder they like to eat brains! They aint got any of their own! One for each of us?"

Thank you, I'm on it asap.

Edit: Fixed.

(Twins)
Issac: "Why is Salreth so interested in this new guy? He's lame.".
Jaccob: "I know, he came into the picture and we just left, I haven't seen her all day!"
A few more shots resulted in more sparks causing them to lose their train of thought for a moment before seeing Archie in standing in the door. They looked at each other and smiled grimly. A second later they were on both sides of him and together they started talking to him.

"Hey Archie! What's up? Have you seen Salreth? What do you think of our shooting skills? How's Wrench?"

(Back to me!)

There wasn't any cover that we could hide behind, it looked like it had all been cleared out by hand. There was a pillar of white smoke rising into the air, the Imp camp perhaps. After a moment of thinking I decided that the best way to do this was to just walk out and let them see us. Salreth hit me when I told her my plan.
"Your telling me I hid in a pile of trash for half an hour while you came up with that?! What's to keep them from killing us the moment they see us?"
I hit her back, "Imps no kill Imps. Law of street Imps, Imps friends. We need them trust us, or mission fail. Let go!"

A second later I had walked clear of the cover I had found for us, as I did I could hear a loud horn being blown in the camp. Well there was no turning back now, I motioned for Salreth to follow me then started walking again.

There is a reason. Wrench and Archie are watching the twins for fox, so Wrench might have his hands a bit full. I'm going to do another post containing their shenanigans.

Do you want me to do a post for them? I've got an idea on how they can be a real pain in Archie's butt.

I hiss at Salreth. "Keep head down! Street people no like Imps!" Seaming to not hear me she walks out of the dark ally I had let her to. Seconds later there is a large commotion as the shop keepers see an Imp near their shops. Acting quickly I vanish, grab her shoulder, and drag her to safety. "Stay hidden! Street People no like Imps! Street Imps steal survive!"

She shot a glare in my direction, "I can handle myself Uallgarg! I don't need to hid in the filth like a beaten mutt!"

I glared right back at her, the streets where my home, I knew them better then anyone alive did. "Imp's Napalm Sack very valuable, street people kill Imps get it! Stay Hidden!" I grabbed her shoulders again and started to drag her along the path I decided was safest. A few minutes later we came to the outskirts of the city, the Imps weren't much further now...