You can join one of mine!

Woot, I can join my stalkers rp! xD

I'm sorry we're all out of diet water, and the breadsticks have all magically dissapeared. *burps*

Well then.. We shall have two poke-colas and two poke-cheeseburgers.

Yay, Ryan is here!
Hi Ryan -waves-

I am looking forward to our adventures xD

Oh wow, I must say, I thank you all for your responces.

PS: The suspicious one is definitely #2. This is the 21st century, nobody lives there anymore! 

Haha jokes on you, they were all true!

Well, if you join the IRC, you might get your 3 million replies + cookies

I will have to take you up on that offer one of these days.

Should you wish to join the PU community, you must pass the following challenges:
1) Prove you have the funds available to ship beer to each of the PU Team members.
2) Name the 649 pokemon in reverse order.
3) Speak 2 foreign languages.
4) Make your own goddamn cookies.

I wish you luck

HA! I can do all of those while drunk, upside down, tied up, on a train going 500 mph westward on a wensday!

Don't listen to Declan, he is just kidding about naming all the pokemon in Reverse order. You actually have to name the alphabetically.

In that case the train will have to be going east and it will have to be a friday.

It's alright Meowth, he doesn't seem like one of those people. He seems intelligent!
Also where do you live in the U.S? Just a state, I'm not a stalker, lol.
Welcome to PU!

I seem intelligent? YAY! I can act smart intill you guys realise.. nevermind.
I live in good ol' nebraska xD And I would be honoured if you were my stalker xD

Hey, I just found this site on the good ol' interwebs.
I seem to have jumped on the bandwagon pretty late, anyone wanna fill me in on stuff I should know?
I have gathered that this is the site for a future pokemon mmo (and I wants xD), just wondering if their is anything in particular I should know about joining this community (Like to join do I have to sell my soul? Cause if so I am out of luck I sold it once for bee gees tickets and then again for half of a mallomar). If you get the joke I will give you a cookie (Just took some from some of those female scouts).

Also, I just wanted to say hello to everyone so..
Hello.

That will be all, continue on with your lives.

Edit:
I just read on the "read this first" thingy that I need to include some info about me! (.. Probly should have read that first, right?..)

Well, My name is Drew, you can call me Drew, Volker, Grim, Bob, Billy, Any combination of billy and/or bob, or spongebob. I think Drew, Volker or even Grim would be best, but its up to you.
Here are two facts about me and a fake, see if you can tell which is which:
One) I am male.
Two) I live in the good ol' U.S of A.
Three) I have been to the moon three times, and currently play a game of poker there weekly with Chuck Norris, Gandalf, Dumbledore and God (if he can make it, his schedule is pretty hectic.

Oh yeah, if I come off as odd, I am sorry. I am typeing this when I should be sleeping, but eh, its all good.

If you want to know anything eles, just ask. ^^