Bed Intruder Remix!

[DarK_SouL]

I did a remix of the famous Bed Intruder song, the first is about a girl who got raped this is her brother talking, mine is about if I got robbed. Hope you liek, I wrote it in five minutes, so yeah.

Bed Intruder Original:

He’s climbin in your windows

He’s snatchin your people up

Tryna rape em so y’all need to

Hide your kids, Hide your wife
Hide your kids, Hide your wife
Hide your kids, Hide your wife
and hide your husband
Cuz they’re rapin errbody out here

You don’t have to come and confess
We’re lookin for you
We gon find you
We gon find you

So you can run and tell that,
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy

We got your t-shirt
You done left fingerprints and all
You are so dumb
Rou are really dumb–for real

The man got away leaving behind evidence

I was attacked by some idiot in the projects
So dumb, So dumb, So dumb, So

He’s climbin in your windows
He’s snatchin your people up
Tryna rape em so y’all need to

Hide your kids, Hide your wife
Hide your kids, Hide your wife
Hide your kids, Hide your wife
and hide your husband
Cuz they’re rapin errbody out here

You don’t have to come and confess
We’re lookin for you
We gon find you
We gon find you

So you can run and tell that,
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy


Bed Intruder Remix:

He might be climbin' in my window,
I don't really know.

Tryin' to rob me, So i'd better,
Hide my friends, Hide my family
Hide my friends, Hide my family,
and Hide my stuff,
cause they takin' errything out here.

You should come and confess,
We lookin fo' you,
We might find you
We might find you.

So you should go and tell that
Go and tell that,
To the cops,
To the, to the, C-cops!

We got no evidence
You didn't really leave anything.
You are so smart, you are really smart! Fo real.

“The man got anyway with no evidence at all”

I was robbed by some dude, at my house.
So smart, so smart, So so so smart.

He might be climbin' in my window,
I don't really know,

Tryna rob me, So I'd better
Hide my friends, Hide my family
Hide my friends, hide my family
and Hide my stuff
Cause they takin errything out here.

You should really come and confess,
We lookin fo you
We might find you
We might find you

So you should go and tell that that
Go and tell that
To the cops,
To the, to the C-cops!

[PowerPoke]

Nice song!

Harley could rape me any time he wants 

[Viper]

Nice song!

Harley could rape me any time he wants 

Dude wth....Ok now i know for a fact your gay.

[PowerPoke]

*Chokes on fanta* It was a joke 

[Frenchfry]

*Chokes on fanta* It was a joke 

Of course it was. A joke that you've been telling for a week now.

[Wailord]

Nice song!

Harley could rape me any time he wants 

You dream't you had sex with Lucario, You made a clan called the Cutie clan, You dont stop talking about cuteness, You are obsessed with an anime character that dosent appear terribly often who is undoubtably gay himself, and you try way to hard to be funny.

We dont care if your gay its just a bit annoying when a guy who claims to be straight puts on a gay fasade. If you just tell us your gay then thats the end of that and we can enjoy these forums

[Viper]

Haha sry we ruined your thread Dark_Soul :/

[DarK_SouL]

Yeah, the one thing I need when I wake up half-asleep is to read my thread, about PowerPoke being gay and raped by Harley. Haha.

No, its OK.

[St. Jimmy]

Team Rocket Version:

They're climbin' in your windows,
snatchin' your pokemon up,
tryna steal em' so y'all need to
hide ya squirtle, hide ya pigdey,
hide ya squirtle, hide ya pidgey,
hide ya squirtle, hide ya pidgey,
and hide your pikachu 'cause they're stealin' all of them out there,

You don't have to come and confess,
we know it was you,
we gunna thunderbolt you, we gunna thunderbolt you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that,
run and tell that,
Rocket, Team, Team Rocket,

We got your meowth,
you done left him behind and all,
you are so dumb,
you are really dumb--for real,
you are really, really, really, really so dumb,

I was attack by some idiots in a hot air balloon,

So dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so,

They're climbin' in your windows,
snatchin' your pokemon up,
tryna steal em' so y'all need to
hide ya squirtle, hide ya pigdey,
hide ya squirtle, hide ya pidgey,
hide ya squirtle, hide ya pidgey,
and hide your pikachu 'cause they're stealin' all of them out there,

You don't have to come and confess,
we know it was you,
we gunna thunderbolt you, we gunna thunder bolt you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that,
run and tell that,
Rocket, Team, Team Rocket,

[Wailord]

Rapist version.

Rape.

[Frenchfry]

Wasn't the original one the rape version?

[DarK_SouL]

Yep. Did I mix them up?