defeat the person above you

[Tickles]

The universe is too big, so you fail. And I'm safe in my bunker again.

[eddiedelta8]

but i dismantled your bunker and sliced your neck with my rusty knife

[Tickles]

You found one of my cortex clones, good luck, there are over 9000!!!! Oh and they can shoot lasers out of their hands and fly. The world is mine now.

[eddiedelta8]

who said that was me? not me
that was my dumb clone who managed to kill your awesome clone
while my clone was killing your clone i was tracking you down with a tracking device i put in your ear (before you made your clones)

[Tickles]

Look at your clone, now look at me now back to your clone, now at the floor, now at me again, I'm laughing it up, back to your clone, where am I, behind you with a machete at your throat. Now, bye bye.

[eddiedelta8]

but i am a android and it has no effect on me
i then use my power radar to see your power level

[Tickles]

It is infinity, and you realize that you are screwed, because you have no power level. Epic own sequence initiate.

[eddiedelta8]

so basically IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!


but there is one thing you forgot about one way i can beat you
DESTINY BOND GO 
now if i die you die

[Tickles]

I switch clones, and hit you with a Kien san, witch is a very OP move.

[Mr. Fox]

superdooper karate chop!

[PkMn Trainer Black]

Divine Moonlight Barrage!

[Darkstar64]

Reaper CHOP!!

[Tickles]

NO, NO, NO, you have to say Shinigami chop. It's way more epic.

[zorocario]

while cortex is telling people what to do i just sneak up and use blaze kick on him

[Tickles]

I dodged and somehow got behind you with. Now feel my dark pulse, point blank range.