Pokémon L337

[Sam]

"W00T! I are getz my first Pokemanz 2day rofl!" exclaimed a very excited Ash_Poke_Master256.
"KK, all teh kidz leave home 1 day. dat wat tv sez lol." said his mother, nearly crying that her little boy was leaving.
"Ye. Shut up n00b lol" said Ash
"Lol u are teh n00b, fag" explained his mother.

"Hi lol. I are Oak. im prof. choose a pokemon, any one. who cares? ill give my grandson the better one. hmm. what woz his name lol"
"Poopface"
"My grandsons name is Poopface. K lol" Professor Oak died.
"lol i take all ur pokemonz" Ash took all of the Poké balls, found an action replay on the side of the road, and using epic hacks, took over the Kanto Region with his level 999 fully evolved starters.

THE END.

[LeoReborn]

This is good for a laugh, but is Nowhere near Art.

Anyone can throw this together in a matter of minutes.

If you want to become a successful writer, Look at 90% of the Stories here.

[Sam]

This is good for a laugh, but is Nowhere near Art.

Anyone can throw this together in a matter of minutes.

If you want to become a successful writer, Look at 90% of the Stories here.

Yeah, believe me, when I actually try, I can come up with something decent.
I was wanting to write an actual Pokémon story, but I got a sudden urge to do something completely stupid. Maybe one day, Unbreakable... maybe one day.

[LeoReborn]

ADD? ADHD?

[Sam]

...what?   

[LeoReborn]

Do you Have ADD, Or ADHD? Or No....

[spirit]

I do! Me! Me! I have the......oh look, Metroid: Other M!

[xhizor8201]

I do! Me! Me! I have the......oh look, Metroid: Other M!

Ikr, i cant decide if i should get metroid: other m or get metroid prime 3 corruption. Ive already played the other 2 primes and some of corruption, but i heard other m is gonna be freaking awesome so im still deciding.

[Raikt]

Metroid: Other M whe-... Oooh, look at that. A nickel.

[spirit]

I do! Me! Me! I have the......oh look, Metroid: Other M!

Ikr, i cant decide if i should get metroid: other m or get metroid prime 3 corruption. Ive already played the other 2 primes and some of corruption, but i heard other m is gonna be freaking awesome so im still deciding.

Get both! Seriously, Corruption is so much fun, and so far, Other M is pretty awesome too, both for their own reasons of course.

If you want a good first person shooter, go with corruption, but if you want to know the back story of Samus Aran, and want some awesome story telling, Other M is the way to go.

.....And.....back on topic.
Did we have a topic?

[xhizor8201]

I think the conversation in this topic is a fail now.

[weirddemon]

I think the conversation in this topic is a fail now.

Blasphemy!

[xhizor8201]

Then keep it going. Do you have some sort of comment for this topic.

[Silver]

I do! Me! Me! I have the......oh look, Metroid: Other M!

Ikr, i cant decide if i should get metroid: other m or get metroid prime 3 corruption. Ive already played the other 2 primes and some of corruption, but i heard other m is gonna be freaking awesome so im still deciding.

Get both! Seriously, Corruption is so much fun, and so far, Other M is pretty awesome too, both for their own reasons of course.

If you want a good first person shooter, go with corruption, but if you want to know the back story of Samus Aran, and want some awesome story telling, Other M is the way to go.

.....And.....back on topic.
Did we have a topic?

Metroid prime is the gr33test. Get other M.




I has a taco

[Sam]

Blasphemy!

Madness!