[GUILD] Pokemon Knights

[Arctus]

Haha, we're such a welcoming guild, all plotting the re-death of our new zombie friend.

[John Flame]

Re-death?
How can you die if you are already dead.

And wath if he isn't dead?
There are so many stories to explain zombies(wich don't exist.. as of yet).

The most famous being a parasite,that attaches to our brain.Thus explaining why a headshot is a killer blow.
And the one that it simply is a virus.

Yes,i am a zombie fan.Noone is as ready as me!
Well i am a fan of many stuff,but zombies,animes and games are my ultimate crush!

[Gawerty]

john no zombie killing today! i took that role! -nukes-

[John Flame]

And were would you get a nuke?
Don't tell me your secretly a president with a nation armed to the theeth?(misspell right there,i think)

No man.Everybody knows you always gotta keep a machete or sword of some sort with you.
Besides a nuke would destroy any shelter or resources that might have been in the area.....eerrrooorrr

[Arctus]

Well the defenition of zombie is A soulless corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, esp. in certain African and Caribbean religions, so they're typically dead, and they are sometimes called the living dead.

[John Flame]

I wont believe any of these "magics" till i see it with my own eyes.
I don't know,a parasite seems to much more real to me.

[league_champion_dude]

rest assured im no zombie cause i didnt die... yet.
and you know why?
cause zombies cant think so they cant type posts

[John Flame]

Says you.
Wath if the specimen brain remains intact.Wath is preventing it from thinking.
In all theories,parasite,virus or necromancy it's possible for the brain to remain intact

[Arctus]

Although for the necromancy it would have to happen shortly after death do that there isn't any permanent damage.

[league_champion_dude]

im sure im no zombie
dont have hunger for brains too
didnt ate my family so thats good

[Zekiram]

im sure im no zombie
dont have hunger for brains too
didnt ate my family so thats good

I shot you in the head with bullet splashed u with holy water and stabbed u with a stake so u can't be a zombie

[Tickles]

Now this is my kind of subject. Zombie expertise go:

You see, the only way zombies would become a reality in the first place would be some kind of parasite, or a chemical that can cause automatic reactions with the dead body, where natural instinct would be able to take over where feeding would result in an uncontrolled urge to eat anything they can get their hands on. Now, putting that someone was able to come up with that to make it a reality, there is no telling whether or not the "zombie" will have all the senses it needs to hunt, like sight, smell, and hearing. So, even if you shot someone in the head to make sure they weren't a zombie, you would be defiling a corpse, which is pretty bad to do.

[John Flame]

Lol,if somethink palid/green.
Probably defigured and bloody.
Making creepy sounds and walking in my direction.

I couldn't care less for body defiling lol.


And then there is the running theory.That i doubt a bit.
First the brain would need to have not suffered almost any damage.
Second,all the nerves to the legs/arms would have to be intact.
Third,the legs/arms themselfs would need to be atleast only have small injuries.

[Tickles]

Now, continuing off of that, if all of that has become possible, and all the conditions are met as described, we will be screwed. It is highly improbable to outlast a zombie apocalypse for the following reasons.

1- Food will eventually run out, humans can only survive without food for a month.

2-Clean water will become scarce since no one will be able to maintain treatment plants. Humans can go 1 week without water, in some parts of the world, a few hours.

3- With the current world population, if a handful of people managed to survive the first waves, they would be overrun, so the option of constantly moving from safe house to safe house becomes a game of heads or tails.

4- Sickness would run amok since flies will most definitely be feasting on a walking corpse, and flies can get every where, so there is no escaping that.

Now if you manage to outlast a zombie invasion, congratulations on completing Left 4 Dead on Realistic mode, you would most likely be known as the baddest person to ever live, if anyone manages to survive with you, then you would have to vote on that.

[John Flame]

1-Water?There are some countries in the world were it rains everyday.Collecting rainwater=smart.

2-Canned food lasts for so long,long enough to start your own potato plantation(trololololol^o^)

I have no asnwer for the last two questions.Either because id rather secure a perimeter and keep it.. secure.
Or the fact i hate vegetables and would die from disease.Dang it!

Hey,atleast i would die with uber score
RIP(Here lies the one who killed 9001 zombies and lasted 3 (blissey) years)


Then again,aren't we zombies already?
Work,eat,sleep,work,eat,sleep.
Routine zombies ait'!