[GAME] A series of unfortunate events

[Desbear]

...she calls master chief to....(we can do game refrences right?)

[Darkstar64]

(I would think it'd be alright...)

call in an air-strike TO KICK HIS...butt...but in the process...

[Desbear]

...a grunt comes and sticky grenades....

[Darkstar64]

Okay...Now we're making Halo references all over the place. It's okay if there's like ONE reference, but don't do it more than that.

[Tickles]

And since video game references are made, Ellin wonders why someone eating eher chocolate is unfortunate, but then a meteor falls from the sky.....


(remember, don't kill the main character, and the next event has to be, Unfortunate, none of this stuff I seen before)

[Darkstar64]

She makes it out alive, but her house is destroyed, and she doesn't have insurance. After which...

[Desbear]

...after which a ice cream truck comes coming an almost hits her then....

[Shadow of Darkness]

she stumbles down an open man hole in the street..lol....then..

[Desbear]

...a alligator comes down the sewer and...

[Tickles]

Knocks her down further, over an underground sewage waterfall...

[Desbear]

..And then some bats...

(BATS ARE SCARY MIND YOU GUYS!)

[Shadow of Darkness]

...swoop down and with their super bat strength grab her by her ankles and carry her.....

[Tickles]

Into a cave where mutants live, waiting to feast upon her flesh...

[Shadow of Darkness]

but as the bats dropped her down she fell on a needle with super powers that....lol

[Tickles]

(I said unfortunate, but watch what I do. Also, reading this and thinking "bad day")

Make her more attractive to the flesh eating mutants, who go berserk...