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Offline Swiush

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Swiush Jokes :3
« on: March 30, 2011, 09:41:02 AM »
UPDATE =)

Whats teh difference between a bucket of crap and you?  :)

Answ: The bucket.

What teh difference between a basket ball and you? :)

Answ: You dont kick a Basket Ball.

Whats teh difference between a trampoline and you? :)

Answ: You take of your Shoes on the Trampoline.

Whats teh difference between a rat that has been run over by a car, and you after you have been run over by a car? :)

Answ: There are braking tracks in front of the dead rat.




« Last Edit: March 30, 2011, 06:20:53 PM by Swiush »
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Re: Swiush Jokes :3
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2011, 11:07:23 AM »
Quote from: Swiush on March 30, 2011, 09:41:02 AM
Whats teh difference between a rat that has been run over by a car, and you after you have been run over by a car? :)

Answ: ...
Someone would probably try cleaning up the rat. You? Display case.
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Re: Swiush Jokes :3
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2011, 03:13:55 PM »
If we telling jokes let me in!

This guy suspects his wife is cheating on him. He comes home early and she meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. "Where is he?" he shouts. "Where's the guy who's been sleeping with you?" "I don't know what you're talking about" she says so he tears the house apart looking for this guy. Finally he's on the second floor, in the kitchen, he looks out the window and sees some guy sitting in a Volkswagen. "Aha!" he thinks, "That's the guy who's been sleeping with my wife." He's so furious he picks up the refrigerator, throws it out the window at the guy, has a heart attack and dies.

So St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven and asks "What are you doing here?" The guy says "Well, I knew my wife was cheating on me so I came home early from work, saw him sitting in his Volkswagen out on the street, threw the refrigerator at him, I had a heart attack and died." St. Peter says "You don't belong here; go to Hell." He pulls a big lever, a trap door opens up and the guy disappears.

A few minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks "What are you doing here?" The guy says "I don't know! I was just sitting in my Volkswagen, minding my own business, when suddenly somebody throws a refrigerator at me." St. Peter wags his finger and says "I heard about you... you go to Hell too." He pulls the lever and the guy disappears.

A few minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks "What are you doing here?" The guy says "I don't know! I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business..."
These are so funny! ha, ha, ha...

DecEdit: Please ensure all jokes are in good taste. There's a place for racist jokes and it's not here.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2011, 05:05:01 PM by Declan_23 »
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Re: Swiush Jokes :3
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2011, 05:56:20 PM »
Quote from: Swiush on March 30, 2011, 09:41:02 AM
Whats teh difference between a bucket of crap and you?  :)

Answ: ...


the crap fits in the bucket!
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Re: Swiush Jokes :3
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2011, 06:17:26 PM »
Quote from: Swiush on March 30, 2011, 09:41:02 AM
Whats teh difference between a bucket of crap and you?  :)

Answ: ...


the bucket!
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Re: Swiush Jokes :3
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2011, 12:04:59 AM »
What's the difference between you and my soccer ball?

One you kick around, and the other is my soccer ball.
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