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[Bing]

lolz, I typed in veteran's area in the search bar and nothing popped up.

[Declan_23]

Bit late, but I thought you might enjoy this:

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt
to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a
mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would
strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my
capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a
"good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement
was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how
to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to
be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be
an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am
certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

[Mr. Fox]

i like that.

[TrainerX]

Bit late, but I thought you might enjoy this:

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt
to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a
mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would
strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my
capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a
"good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement
was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how
to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to
be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be
an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am
certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective
custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

lol. I think that might be my cat XD

[St. Jimmy]

At 3:00 AM (US Eastern time) Tomorrow (Saturday)  I'm leaving for a 19 hour road trip to Florida.  Gunna be a long trip. -_-

[Ez]

At 3:00 AM (US Eastern time) Tomorrow (Saturday)  I'm leaving for a 19 hour road trip to Florida.  Gunna be a long trip. -_-

19 hours  worst iv'e been in a car is 11 hours to Canada

[St. Jimmy]

What makes it worse is that I am part of a large family, and all my siblings annoy me to death.

[Ez]

What makes it worse is that I am part of a large family, and all my siblings annoy me to death.

Trust me i know that feeling

Family speaking loud and in Spanish
two little one's laughing and talking about the dumbest things
and a baby constantly crying
Some Spanish salsa music in the background

*worst road trip evar*

[St. Jimmy]

I feel ya man.

[Ez]

New Topic: Accents
 
I was watching Family Guy where Stewie says What but puts an emphasis on the H so now every time i hear What i hear that H ... it makes me LOL   

[Tickles]

New Topic: Accents
 
I was watching Family Guy where Stewie says What but puts an emphasis on the H so now every time i hear What i hear that H ... it makes me LOL

You couldn't tell ever, but I have a hispanic/russian accent. I am hispanic, but not Russian, yet I speak some Russian and no spanish. Yeah, weird, I know.

[Ez]

New Topic: Accents
 
I was watching Family Guy where Stewie says What but puts an emphasis on the H so now every time i hear What i hear that H ... it makes me LOL

You couldn't tell ever, but I have a hispanic/russian accent. I am hispanic, but not Russian, yet I speak some Russian and no spanish. Yeah, weird, I know.

That is weird 

Check out this video of spanish girls crying over justin beiber, i understand what they are saying so it's that much more funny

[Jerry]

I've seen it before Declan, but it's always nice to read it again

[Wailord]

Someone has been in New Zealand. Jealous?

Liek. Super cereal jealous?

[Jerry]

Sure, I'd like to visit there one day but right now, I probably won't have any time for that

Otherwise, I've got a question about whales... you have some time?