Charmander or Squirtle

[Frenchfry]

While the Boss (Charmander) is away, The Squirtles will Play, but.... not to win

Slots: 3 squirtles= 1000Coins
3 Charmanders=1001Coins

If Charmander is better, its only slightly so.

Wow... Are these really the slot values from the casino? Because if so, I have three letters to describe it, and they are located, in order:
Above the S.
Below the 5.
To the left of the G.

[LeoReborn]

While the Boss (Charmander) is away, The Squirtles will Play, but.... not to win

Slots: 3 squirtles= 1000Coins
3 Charmanders=1001Coins

If Charmander is better, its only slightly so.

Wow... Are these really the slot values from the casino? Because if so, I have three letters to describe it, and they are located, in order:
Above the S.
Below the 5.
To the left of the G.

 Okay....What, Who, What?

[Frenchfry]

While the Boss (Charmander) is away, The Squirtles will Play, but.... not to win

Slots: 3 squirtles= 1000Coins
3 Charmanders=1001Coins

If Charmander is better, its only slightly so.

Wow... Are these really the slot values from the casino? Because if so, I have three letters to describe it, and they are located, in order:
Above the S.
Below the 5.
To the left of the G.

 Okay....What, Who, What?

On the keyboard...

[LeoReborn]

Oh, I get it now.....O-o

Anyways, Neither of them are even in Slots.

Its an analogy, meaning if that were the case, *Charmander wins, but just barely*

W:T:F, Really? Just like the April 1st, 2012 release joke.

[obi]

Aight kids, we gon' settle this once and for all.

Exhibit A:

SUNGLASSES! You ever see a Charmander look this suave? Uh uh, I don't think so.

Exhibit B:

THE SQUIRTLE SQUAD! Is Charmander awesome enough to have his own squad? No, sir.

Exhibit C:

BLASTOISE! Does Charmander evolve to have freakin' cannons coming out of his back? Hmm?!

Exhibit D:

Are these firefighters using fire to put out a water? No? How intriguing!

EXHIBIT Q!

A SCALE-MODEL OF THE ENTIRE MALL!

Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe the evidence speaks for itself. Squirtle > Charmander.

[Frenchfry]

Are those firefighters using a squirtle to put out a charmander? No?
Does a Charmander NEED Sunglasses? No, because his eyes are immune to skin cancer.
Does a Charmander NEED to join a gang to win? No, because while his counterpart was attacking people with bubbles, charmander was lighting things on fire.
And while Charizard does not have cannons coming out of his back, he does manage to be on fire, all the time. Does Hydro pump put out that tail fire? Heyall naw! Does having a cannon on your back allow you to fly? HEYALL NAW! Does being a fat turtle allow you to swim in a volcano for ten minutes while battling tooth and nail? Heyall. Naw.

[Monzta]

Are those firefighters using a squirtle to put out a charmander? No?
Does a Charmander NEED Sunglasses? No, because his eyes are immune to skin cancer.
Does a Charmander NEED to join a gang to win? No, because while his counterpart was attacking people with bubbles, charmander was lighting things on fire.
And while Charizard does not have cannons coming out of his back, he does manage to be on fire, all the time. Does Hydro pump put out that tail fire? Heyall naw! Does having a cannon on your back allow you to fly? HEYALL NAW! Does being a fat turtle allow you to swim in a volcano for ten minutes while battling tooth and nail? Heyall. Naw.

epic.win.

[Jerry]

Oh! Charmander needs to evolve to be strong, but Squirtle need not.

Charizard was beaten by Brendan's Dusclops... pityfully
While the tiny (fat) Squirtle KOed one of the pokemon of Brendan

[obi]

Are those firefighters using a squirtle to put out a charmander? No?

You were saying?

[Frenchfry]

Listen, obi, you can photoshop firefighters all day, but the fact of the matter is, you just photoshopped a charmander and a squirtle into a picture of firefighters. Photoshopping in court will get you ganonbanned, straight into the book.

[obi]

Don't be hatin' just because Charmander can't hold a candle to Squirtle. Also, taking this to court? Leave it to a Charmander to let the law fight a battle he knows he can't win.

[Frenchfry]

Don't be hatin' just because Charmander can't hold a candle to Squirtle.

Charmaner can hold a whole torch to anything, including a BLASTOISE, which is much bigger than a squirtle. He carries that torch on his tail like it's nothing, 24/7. I don't see squirtle's tail holding deadly componds like it's nothing. All he can to is shoot bubbles and spray water guns.

Also, taking this to court? Leave it to a Charmander to let the law fight a battle he knows he can't win.

If I'm taking it to court, then I'm still fighting the battle, just now you can't use photoshop as evidence, because you'll get pwned by the Judicial branch of the US Government if you do.

[Jerry]

This is getting ridiculous... in what court would there be a debate over the 'better' pokemon? This won't be a court where the Judicial Branch of the US will look into

[Frenchfry]

This is getting ridiculous... in what court would there be a debate over the 'better' pokemon? This won't be a court where the Judicial Branch of the US will look into

But we're talking about pokemon. Pokemon aren't real. That means that we're working with an imaginary court. I brought up the court first, which means I get to decide what it does and doesn't do. I decided that this courtroom is called the Judicial Branch of The Unbeleivably Stupid Arguments, and that's also what it's for.

[Jerry]

Ok, I'm unsubscribing to this thread... phew!