Charmander or Squirtle

[RadioactiveLemon]

 

Lets be honest, who woulden't want two giant cannons sticking out of their back?

[deadae]

or wins and a tail of blazing fire

[St. Jimmy]

 

Lets be honest, who woulden't want two giant cannons sticking out of their back?

I honestly wouldn't want giant cannons sticking out my back. Why? Because, first off, people would start calling me a freak. I'd become a social outcast in a world where popularity is everything.  With two huge cannons made of metal sticking out my shoulders I'd have difficulty walking through doorways and I'd give people concussions when they walk to close to me and hit their heads against them. 
I don't even know if I could control those cannons. So odds are if I get angry someone's gunna get hurt.  Then they'll be lawsuits, and the police will get involved, and life will become hell.  Soon enough the government is going to learn that there is a teenage boy with two powerful weapons sticking out his back.  They'll want to know how they got there, and other junk.  Once they realize how power I am they'll use me to fight in wars. 
I'll be out on front line blasting people away with cannonballs or water or whatever the hell comes out of those things.  Now I'm senselessly killing people because I have to, and soon other countries are going to want me and use me as a weapon.  So now there will be this huge tug of war over me, which will eventually lead to my own death and the heartbreak of my family.

So, do I really want giant cannons sticking out my back? No.

[Ez]

 

Lets be honest, who woulden't want two giant cannons sticking out of their back?

I honestly wouldn't want giant cannons sticking out my back. Why? Because, first off, people would start calling me a freak. I'd become a social outcast in a world where popularity is everything.  With two huge cannons made of metal sticking out my shoulders I'd have difficulty walking through doorways and I'd give people concussions when they walk to close to me and hit their heads against them. 
I don't even know if I could control those cannons. So odds are if I get angry someone's gunna get hurt.  Then they'll be lawsuits, and the police will get involved, and life will become hell.  Soon enough the government is going to learn that there is a teenage boy with two powerful weapons sticking out his back.  They'll want to know how they got there, and other junk.  Once they realize how power I am they'll use me to fight in wars. 
I'll be out on front line blasting people away with cannonballs or water or whatever the hell comes out of those things.  Now I'm senselessly killing people because I have to, and soon other countries are going to want me and use me as a weapon.  So now there will be this huge tug of war over me, which will eventually lead to my own death and the heartbreak of my family.

So, do I really want giant cannons sticking out my back? No.

chansey what people think  hell yea canons on my back! I'd become a real life super hero, but probably get killed in a week lol

[Jerry]

I could have said a paragraph too using Charizard as base Jimmy

Just saying

[St. Jimmy]

I could have said a paragraph too using Charizard as base Jimmy

Just saying

I would have, but I didn't feel like it.

[Amphi]

How has this thread latest so long, its only a decision between two pokemon, not even a decision between the original three starters...

[deadae]

lol i agree can somecharizards really beat a well trained blastoise...i honestly dont think so

[RadioactiveLemon]

If I had cannons sticking out of MY back, I would be the ultimate fighting machine. I'd get someone to mount me on to a tank, so I would be 1/3 Blastoide, 1/3 human, and 1/3 tank. And 100% pretty cool.

[Jerry]

Except that Blastoise is not Squirtle and Squirtle doesn't have any cannon...

[Scorpion347]

 

Lets be honest, who woulden't want two giant cannons sticking out of their back?

I honestly wouldn't want giant cannons sticking out my back. Why? Because, first off, people would start calling me a freak. I'd become a social outcast in a world where popularity is everything.  With two huge cannons made of metal sticking out my shoulders I'd have difficulty walking through doorways and I'd give people concussions when they walk to close to me and hit their heads against them. 
I don't even know if I could control those cannons. So odds are if I get angry someone's gunna get hurt.  Then they'll be lawsuits, and the police will get involved, and life will become hell.  Soon enough the government is going to learn that there is a teenage boy with two powerful weapons sticking out his back.  They'll want to know how they got there, and other junk.  Once they realize how power I am they'll use me to fight in wars. 
I'll be out on front line blasting people away with cannonballs or water or whatever the hell comes out of those things.  Now I'm senselessly killing people because I have to, and soon other countries are going to want me and use me as a weapon.  So now there will be this huge tug of war over me, which will eventually lead to my own death and the heartbreak of my family.

So, do I really want giant cannons sticking out my back? No.

Actually... the people I hang out with would love them! and we all want to be soldiers in a year or two anyway.