That settles it. I'm starting a new religion. It's called "Misterdarkism".
All you have to do to get max happiness is walk enough steps. I made a bot goes up and down the cycle road until you tell it to stop, and it took about 20 mins for max happiness. Way too easy
I remember I made me Togepi's happiness go up in crystal by giving it hair cuts in some underground tunnel erea. I really can't remember the name or area.But yeah, basically you could give 1 pokemon a haircut a day and it'd bring its happiness.
and as for Umbreon and Espion, i thought they evolved depending at what time you trained them ?Like if you wanted an Umbreon you'd have to train them during the night, and for Espion it was during the day.
I'm really happy happyness is included! (I love it when pokemon like me a lot!)