The TRUTH about anime

[MacNutt]

I am only making a few pointers that applies to many and I mean MANY anime titles out there. (feel free to add)

All animes usually:

1. starts off with a character that does not know what is going on
2. has a character that knows almost everything
3. has a chick whether it be main character or random character that has abnormally large hooters
4. when says that the person is an average day high school student they NEVER are!

As i said before, these are only few to the many points out there and I will will not love anime any other way...

[Kuhns]

True on every account, however:

1. starts off with a character that does not know what is going on

These are usually the main characters, or sub-main, simply for the reason that the viewer can relate to them. Also, when it becomes apparent that something needs to be explained, it is better to tell a character that doesn't know what's going on rather than one character telling another character what they should already know.

2. has a character that knows almost everything

There at least needs to be one. After all, if a bunch of characters-that-don't-know-what's going on run around, it would make for a very confusing, not to mention boring, story. Info dump anyone?

3. has a chick whether it be main character or random character that has abnormally large hooters

There are animes out there with all male casts--if you're in to that kinda thing. :|

The large hooters are a must though-err, without them, anime wouldn't have their pervert scenes and would lose a good 67% of their fan base.

4. when says that the person is an average day high school student they NEVER are!

Again, we are tricked into thinking we can relate to them. Sometimes they are average kids...until crap starts to happen AKA the plot.


The only truth is that most anime is cardboard cutouts of the same crap. There are always going to be familiar roles, some are just done more tastefully than others. It's the same in every media outlet.

[Dvys]

And what is your point? 

[draft92]

And what is your point? 

What I think MacNutt's reason to make this thread was that it was a few fun facts ^^

simple as that

[Declan_23]

I don't actually normaly watch anime (leaving myself open to all kinds of abuse), but in the few episodes I have seen, huge weird coloured hair has been a recurring theme.

[Aon]

Doesn't the hair color usually say something about the character's personality? (e.x. Green means they have good intentions, Blue means smart, funny, likable)

[Sazhuy]

I wonder what be going on in the creators head when the make their anime. Maybe this is a check list.

[Cinnabar]

Facts about large Anime hooters
1. they're not effected by gravity
2. they don't seem to give any discomfort to the women in possession of said hooters
3. they have the ability to cause nosebleeds rather than erections
4. they support themselves quite well without the help of a bra

[DarK_SouL]

number 3 is partially why i watch anime.

[Lord and Savior]

I don't actually normaly watch anime (leaving myself open to all kinds of abuse), but in the few episodes I have seen, huge weird coloured hair has been a recurring theme.

Samsiez! and this is very! and goggles...don't forget the goggles 

[ChibiVampire]

Yes... All of that seems to be true in anime... :/

[Amphi]

yep that stuff is infact true! usually

[ChibiVampire]

But its not unusual to see breasts that aren't affected by gravity in some animes.... XD!

[Baka]

The real truth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWCKN5Agp34
xD

[ChibiVampire]

Oh~.... :/...
That's kinda... disturbing... ._.?