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[Jerry]

1352

It's be easier if he also had the list of all the passengers coming from Thailand to America and their place of stay

[Frenchfry]

He's staying at a hotel like an hour from where I live. I'm gonna put on my tough guy clothes and stand at his door until he gets there. XD

But seriously. Muay Thai is scary. It's like... not even possible to use it without breaking a nose, at minimum.

[LeoReborn]

1354

Ive seen it, I developed my own style of Martial Arts.

You see, Compared to other guys my age, my Physical strength is poor.

However, my flexibility, Speed, Agility, and Precision are far Superior. So, My style is a swift fury of blows, targeting soft spots/weak points, and I shift my weight (200 lbs) through, and use centifugal force.

In other words: I call it Blinding Lotus.

[Frenchfry]

1355
I find this very lulzy, Unbreakable.

Anyway, interesting story about the Muay Thai master. His name is Anurak, which, I looked up, is Thai for "protector".[spoiler]Omg it's ironic because he only agreed to train me because I'd protected my woman a while ago![/spoiler]
I got to his hotel about ten minutes before he did, so I just waited for a while. When he did get there, I almost shrank from surprise. He, seriously, looked like Sagat from Street Fighter. Only bigger. And fully clothed. With both eyes. He was carrying almost all his bags, and he just made the bellboy carry a carry-on bag for the lulz. When he saw me, he took the bag from the bellboy and shooed him off. The bellboy, of course, did not ask for a tip. He asked me who I was, why I was here, how I knew about him, ect.
When I finished, he poked my eyepatch and asked what happened. I told him the story, and he said that he would give me lessons, but only if Krystal came every time. Well, I didn't like the idea of her watching me get my ass kicked, but I called her, she agreed, and now I'm getting muay thai lessons every other day.

...He still hasn't mentioned pay, so I'm a little concerned, being that I'm unemployed.

[Declan_23]

1356
That's pretty awesome dude
How long is he in the country for? and mayhaps he means to train her as well?
Also, martial arts conversation: Any preferences/favourites?

[LeoReborn]

1355
I find this very lulzy, Unbreakable.

Anyway, interesting story about the Muay Thai master. His name is Anurak, which, I looked up, is Thai for "protector".[spoiler]Omg it's ironic because he only agreed to train me because I'd protected my woman a while ago![/spoiler]
I got to his hotel about ten minutes before he did, so I just waited for a while. When he did get there, I almost shrank from surprise. He, seriously, looked like Sagat from Street Fighter. Only bigger. And fully clothed. With both eyes. He was carrying almost all his bags, and he just made the bellboy carry a carry-on bag for the lulz. When he saw me, he took the bag from the bellboy and shooed him off. The bellboy, of course, did not ask for a tip. He asked me who I was, why I was here, how I knew about him, ect.
When I finished, he poked my eyepatch and asked what happened. I told him the story, and he said that he would give me lessons, but only if Krystal came every time. Well, I didn't like the idea of her watching me get my ass kicked, but I called her, she agreed, and now I'm getting muay thai lessons every other day.

...He still hasn't mentioned pay, so I'm a little concerned, being that I'm unemployed.

1357


How so, Lulz-worthy?  Im basically saying My talents are not that of a Pro UFC Fighter, so I use what I do have, to efficiently defend myself.

[Jerry]

1358

Well, you were quick

[Declan_23]

1359,
Almost as quick as... a ninja?

[Jerry]

1360

You can call it like that

[Frenchfry]

1361
I just think the name is funny
Okay, so Muay Thai training is ridiculous. Or maybe Anurak is just a particularly brutal sensei. Either way, It's kida painful for me to walk around now.

[Jerry]

1362

Lol, what have you learnt so far?

[Frenchfry]

1363
The basic stance, how to breathe (yes, how you breathe make a difference) and how to block. What I still don't get is why Krystal has to come along.

[Jerry]

1364

Yes, breathing is important.

Blocking what sort of attack? Punch/Kick/etc?

[Frenchfry]

1364
Mostly punches, in some random order once in a while he threw in a low kick just to trip me up. I think I was learning how to block karate though, because he wasn't using muay thai when he was teaching me how to block.

Maybe because most Americans have Karate as their martial art?

[Jerry]

1363

Well, against street fighting, any martial art would do. I'm curious about what type of blocking he taught you... was it to deviate the blow, or hold the blow?